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Recap: The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, #SnotFest2015 Edition

A really funny viewer on Twitter referred to this episode of “The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills” as #SnotFest2015. Totally and completely accurate. We are all sick of two seasons now of watching these women boohoo their daughters off to college. There were more “snore” tweets than I’ve ever seen. BravoTV can’t possibly think these

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Recap: Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, The “Keep Brandi in Time-Out” Edition

This week’s “Real Housewives of Beverly Hills” should have been called the “Keep Brandi in Time-Out” episode. She just managed to piss off or horrify literally everyone. Lisa has to go to lunch with her because she got backed into a corner at the fundraiser the previous day. Ken’s giving her s**t because he’s just

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Recap: Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, The Vanderpump Butt Kissing Edition

So here’s the thing, I got three weeks behind on the watching and blogging “Real Housewives of Beverly Hills” because I live on the third point of the Bermuda Triangle and our Dish box went wonky and that’s how long it took to get it all repaired. Meanwhile, I’ve had a few weddings over the

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Recap: Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, The Catching Up Edition

Better late than never, right? I’m sorry folks – I had two weddings last week and this is the first chance I had to watch “Real Housewives of Beverly Hills,” much less blog about it. Although, truth be told, I didn’t miss much. I predicted last week’s cliffhanger correctly – Yoyo’s youngest daughter Bella got

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Recap: Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, The Paris Hilton’s Porno Edition

All the teasers of Lisa and Brandi’s conversation didn’t even show us what really happened on “Real Housewives of Beverly Hills” this week – and the real thing was so much better. Brandi goes on a nature hike with Kyle and they do lots of talking about Lisa. Kyle’s just full of advice. And then

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Recap: Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, The Everyone Is Lisa’s Friend Edition

Everybody wants to be Lisa’s friend. That’s the bizarre thing about last night’s final episode of the “Real Housewives of Beverly Hills.” Regardless of what they’ve said about her this season, the way they ganged up on her in Puerto Rico, and literally hours of nasty behind-the-back gossiping about how horrible Lisa is, the truth

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Recap: Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, The Liar And Hypocrite Edition

What the hell was tonight’s reunion all about? I agree with hundreds of Tweets suggesting this “Real Housewives of Beverly Hills” reunion should have been an hour and a half tops. I was bored before they got through the whole eat-healthy-and-exercise segment they opened with. And what was that anyway? Was it the only way

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Handicapping the RealityWanted 2014 Awards, Some Deep Thoughts

So I got this press release about the RealityWanted 2014 Awards and my curiosity was piqued. For about 11 seconds, til I realized my show wasn’t nominated. Boohiss! That’s okay, I rose above it because I couldn’t resist the urge to go through the list of nominees and tell you who I think should win