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Below Deck recap: The hideous blue rose bouquet for Emily edition

So my blog’s late because I was floating around in the Caribbean, on Nevis Island in the West Indies, last week. With that said, I got caught up on my BravoTV Below Deck today, and I didn’t miss much. The show opens with Kelley still not getting that Emily isn’t into him. “Kelley makes me

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Kelley Johnson feels Capt. Lee’s wrath on Below Deck

Kelley Johnson has another rough ride on this week’s Below Deck, as he feels Captain Lee Rosbach’s wrath after yet another bungle. Capt. Lee has already given Kelley a talking to over his management of the crew, after noticing that jobs weren’t getting done. And after two of the guests almost met their maker last

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Below Deck recap: Charter guests almost die on reef and TMI

I’m an avid “Below Deck” fan, and I’ve blogged this BravoTV show forever. But sometimes, I’m pretty horrified by the sort of antics they portray as acceptable in anything that purports to be a work environment. Today’s blog is going to start with a rant. #FairWarning This Tuesday’s new episode of “Below Deck” crossed some

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Charter guests almost die on Bravo’s Below Deck

Two female charter guests almost died during the filming of Below Deck after they capsized while tubing over a reef and got pounded by powerful waves. The scenes unfold on tonight’s episode of the Bravo show, while superyacht the Valor is moored in an idyllic bay. The two female guests decide then want to go

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Below Deck recap: The Nico hits on everyone but Lauren edition

And it was another lovely day in the Caribbean with the slightly twisted crew of BravoTV’s Below Deck this week. When we left them, Ben had made Sierra cry in the kitchen, and she wanted to leave because she couldn’t deal the negative energy. And I was mocking her for it. The next morning, Sierra

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Below Deck: Love triangles, partying and male WAXING

This week’s Below Deck has it all — love triangles, partying, and some seriously hard-to-watch male WAXING. The rich guests are still on board and decide to challenge each other to a pushup competition, which as the male crew members point out ends up resembling walruses mating. But whoever loses then has to get a

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Below Deck recap: The Trevor is a moron and gets fired (thank God) edition

This week’s Below Deck on Bravo picked up where last week left off, with obnoxious deckhand Trevor getting too drunk and acting like an ass on the crew’s night off. “Trevor is this belligerent little redneck. I’m just not into it,” Ben says. “He’s a hair model, what do you want?” They leave one bar

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Below Deck: Sierra blasted by Ben over a SALAD

On this week’s Below Deck, Ben has to give Sierra a dressing down after she totally fails at making a SALAD. The episode, titled That Tuna Is F@#!Ed, shows the posh guests dining on a series of fine food courses dished up by Ben including caviar and foie gras. But one of the members of the party has special

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Below Deck recap: The Trevor is a disaster and vomiting dog edition

Last week, Bravo’s Below Deck ended with egomaniac deckhand Trevor saying the boat wasn’t big enough for him and Nico. Or him and Bosun Kelly. Basically, a harbinger of doom for the group working on the outside of the yacht this season. This week’s episode begins with Trevor oversleeping, after his drunken binge the night

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Below Deck Season 4 Episodes 1 & 2 recap

Gotta confess that I tuned into the new season of Bravo’s “Below Deck” a little late, having just read all the articles about Kate Chastain’s arrest for domestic violence against her girlfriend a few months ago. Watching a show featuring a star who is a criminal is a HUGE turn off, not gonna lie. It’s