Liz Long Hello, my Housewives Lovers! We have completed phase 1 of our RHOBH Reunion Marathon, and I don’t know about you, but I’m still standing … easily, in fact. Yeah, we had the Dorit moment where she screamed out, “LET ME FINISH GARCELLE!” but we haven’t gotten into the real meat of it all just yet.
Monsters and Critics columnist Liz Long recaps The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Season 11, Episode 18, Del Mar by the Shade, with a little help from a glass of Rose (or two) … Hi, my Housewives lovers! We are in the thick of it and Erika and Sutton are officially no longer friends …
Monsters and Critics columnist Liz Long recaps Bachelor in Paradise, Season 7, Episode 8, Week 5, with a little help from a tequila shot (or two) … Hello, my Rose-Lovers! The moment has finally arrived where Brendan and Pieper leave Paradise … but I’ll have you know! They are blissfully in love, grateful Paradise could bring
Monsters and Critics columnist Liz Long recaps Bachelor in Paradise, Season 7, Episode 7, Week 4, Part 2, with a little help from a glass of pinot (or two) … Hello again, my loves! Update: Brendan’s IG is still plummeting, Pieper’s is still a slow burn, and while we are all hip to the gross antics
Monsters and Critics columnist Liz Long recaps Bachelor in Paradise, Season 7, Episode 6, Week 4, Part 1, with a little help from a glass of pinot (or two) … Oh, my dear friends. Where to begin. I don’t know about you, but for the past few hours, I’ve been playing a fun little game
Monsters and Critics columnist Liz Long recaps The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Season 11, Episode 15, The Dinner Party from Hell: Part Two, with a little help from a glass of Rose (or two) … Hi friends – it’s a lovely day in Beverly Hills … Kathy Hilton is polishing her crystal and checking
Hello my MAFS-Lovers! Liz Long here dropping in for a quick note on MAFS 13 because I couldn’t help myself from discussing “Hurricane Michaela” real quick (video below!). Y’all – this couple gave me HIGH HOPES after their wedding! And then those nasty little producers had to ruin it all for us by dropping a
Monsters and Critics columnist Liz Long recaps The Bachelorette, Season 17, Episode 10 (Finale), with a little help from a glass of pinot (or two) … Well guys, we did it. We endured a 3-hour finale … after Michael A. went home … after Grippo-Gate … and after seeing Katie end up with Blake. We
Monsters and Critics columnist Liz Long recaps The Bachelorette, Season 17, Episode 9 (Hometowns), with a little help from a glass of chardonnay (or two) … My goodness, Rose-Lovers! Talk about an absolute beat-down of our emotions two weeks in a row now, huh? Greg Grippo — our “frontrunner” — seemed to go from hero
Monsters and Critics columnist Liz Long recaps The Bachelorette, Season 17, Episode 8, The Men Tell All, with a little help from a glass of chardonnay (or two) … Oh my friends – where oh where to begin. I felt like after this Men Tell All, my heart and emotions were put into a blender,