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Recap: Real Housewives of New Jersey, The FOMO Edition

So after he made such a big deal about NOT hanging out around the Guidices because of the ethics of his job, what was Jim Marchese doing at that party at Bobby’s house when he knew good and well that both the Joes would be there? Is Jim a hypocrite? Or was he looking for

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Recap: ‘Real Housewives of New York’ Reunion Special – Part 1

I don’t know where to start. The “Real Housewives of New York” reunion special – Part 1 – was insane. Ramona reveals she thought LuAnn was a Drag Queen when they first met. Aviva has the same asthma doc as Andy Cohen (wonder if he knew that?). And everybody EXCEPT Aviva thinks Sonja is completely

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Recap: Real Housewives of New York, The Münchausen Syndrome Edition

I didn’t blog last week’s “Real Housewives of New York” the same night because, like the rest of the viewers, I was laughing too hard at the whole last scene with psycho Aviva throwing her leg on the table and then into the middle of the room to try to prove she’s not fake. Bizarre.

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Recap: Real Housewives of New Jersey, The Telephone Game Edition

I’m going to have to call this one “The Night They Couldn’t Even Get the Gossip Right in The Great State of New Jersey.” Seriously. This episode of “Real Housewives of New Jersey” on BravoTV was like watching a group of third graders (a really big circle of them) trying to play the old game

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Recap: Real Housewives of New Jersey, The Tiny Little Snob Edition

Joe Gorga sticking his tongue to a frozen metal pole on tonight’s “Real Housewives of New Jersey” on BravoTV was HILARIOUS. We’ve all seen “A Christmas Story” and we all know it’s true and it hurts if you do it, but he was such a little boy that he just had to try it. And

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Recap: Marriage Boot Camp: Reality Stars, Somebody Call The Cops Edition

Obviously, I have to start my “Marriage Boot Camp: Reality Stars” recap talking about Tanisha’s giant anxiety attack at the end of the show after she tried to beat the crap out of her husband Clive. We finally saw the ambulance that WEtv and Thinkfactory Media teased us with from the beginning. Fortunately, Clive wasn’t

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Recap: Real Housewives of New York, The Broke, Crazy, Close to Homeless Edition

I have been waiting ALL SEASON for Harry to ditch Sonja for LuAnn on “Real Housewives of New York.” I thought they’d tricked me when he ditched their Hamptons get together with the wanna-be trashy stylist in an early episode, but last night I got that moment I so badly needed. Nice job BravoTV! Ditched

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Recap: Real Housewives of New Jersey, Tiramisu for Breakfast Edition

Holy Moly! Caroline Manzo and her clan have left “Real Housewives of New Jersey” to launch their own family show, and her brother and sister-in-law Chris and Jacqueline Laurita also jumped ship. Kathy and Richie Wakile and their kids have disappeared too, along with everybody’s favorite family lesbian. Rosie. OMG. With Teresa headed off to

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Recap: “Marriage Boot Camp: Reality Stars” Aggravate-O-Meter Edition

I would re-watch this episode of “Marriage Boot Camp: Reality Stars” on WEtv three times voluntarily (had to do it anyway for this blog) just to see Tanisha and Clive do the shock exercise again. THAT was hilarious. And possibly the first time we’ve seen her give up control. She didn’t like it one bit.