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Recap: “Marriage Boot Camp: Reality Stars,” The Rat You Guys Out Edition

It’s hard to write a blog about this week’s “Marriage Boot Camp” on WEtv when the teasers for next week show Reid throwing a leg – literally – at Aviva during a boot camp drill. I’m still laughing so hard I’m crying. But now that I’ve shared that little ending nugget, we’ll go back to

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Recap: BravoTV’s “Real Housewives of Beverly Hills” Whackadoodle Edition

Kim Richards is officially off the wagon, as portrayed in reality color on BravoTV’s “Real Housewives of Beverly Hills” tonight. But she didn’t just slip off it – she freakin jumped. Pain pills and making an ass of yourself in front of everyone including the cameras. Just makes you wonder what she’s like when the

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Recap: BravoTV’s “Vanderpump Rules,” The No Ulterior Motives Edition

So it’s official. Kristen on BravoTV’s “Vanderpump Rules” is cray-cray and it’s time for Ariana to get a restraining order. Or a bodyguard. Kristen’s interpretation of her conversation with Tom in Miami goes to show how totally delusional she is. “Tom and I finally spoke about our relationship and about the breakup – it was

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Recap: The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, #SnotFest2015 Edition

A really funny viewer on Twitter referred to this episode of “The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills” as #SnotFest2015. Totally and completely accurate. We are all sick of two seasons now of watching these women boohoo their daughters off to college. There were more “snore” tweets than I’ve ever seen. BravoTV can’t possibly think these

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Recap: BravoTV’s “Vanderpump Rules” The Homo-erotic Undertones Edition

Let’s not mess around about what went down on BravoTV’s “Vanderpump Rules” this week. I couldn’t live-tweet or blog that night because I was busy watching the Ohio State Buckeyes (my alma mater) trounce the Oregon Ducks. Thank God for the DVR. So Jax is at least bi, or bi-curious, or maybe even gay and

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Recap: WEtv’s “Marriage Boot Camp” The Party Is Over Edition

WEtv’s “Marriage Boot Camp” is back and this time I just can’t resist blogging it. If the first episode was any indication, I’m not going to be disappointed by the crazy-factor this season (really, somebody let Heidi and Spencer back on American television?). Heidi Montag (I know, it’s hard to recognize her because of all

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Recap: Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, The “Keep Brandi in Time-Out” Edition

This week’s “Real Housewives of Beverly Hills” should have been called the “Keep Brandi in Time-Out” episode. She just managed to piss off or horrify literally everyone. Lisa has to go to lunch with her because she got backed into a corner at the fundraiser the previous day. Ken’s giving her s**t because he’s just

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Recap: Vanderpump Rules, We’re All Sick Of Jax Edition

Here’s the thing, while I was thoroughly entertained by “Vanderpump Rules” on BravoTV tonight, nothing actually happened. Yes, they went on the bachelorette party to Miami but other than the boys all acting like a bunch of women (that’s why I didn’t call it a bachelor party), there was absolutely no storyline whatsoever. The entire