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The Bachelor Red Wine Recap: Cleaning house and taking names!

Monsters & Critics columnist, Liz Long, recaps The Bachelor, Season 25, Episode 5 with a little help from a glass of pinot (or two) … “I owe it to these women to create a safe space for them, and that’s what I’m going to do.” And with those words, Matt James, our stand-up Bachelor, cleaned

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The Bachelor Red Wine Recap: The Bachelor has officially become a circus

Monsters and Critics columnist Liz Long recaps The Bachelor Season 25, Episode 4, with a little help from a glass of pinot (or two) … Step right up, folks! It’s The Bachelor 2021! A circus show! What Chris “HAIR-ah-Sun” (Victoria’s pronunciation) might call “The Greatest Show on Earth!” but what our star, Matt James, might

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Married at First Sight Red Wine Recap: It’s Wedding Time!

Monsters and Critics columnist Liz Long recaps Married at First Sight, Atlanta, Season 12, Episode 2, Hello, Stranger, with a little help from a glass of pinot (or two) … Well, MAFS-Lovers, after three episodes of fluff, we finally got to see our couples get married! Tonight, we saw the weddings of Clara and Ryan,

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The Bachelor Red Wine Recap: You can’t sit with us, Sarah!

Monsters and Critics columnist Liz Long recaps The Bachelor Season 25, Episode 3, with a little help from a glass of pinot (or two) … Oh so many emotions, tonight, Rose-Lovers. The Bachelor has gone from the “Victoria Show” to the “Sarah Show” real fast. Remember Matt James? Yeah. He was only the star for

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The Bachelor Red Wine Recap: 23 Sorority Sisters and a Drama Queen

Monsters and Critics columnist Liz Long recaps The Bachelor, Season 25, Episode 2, with a little help from a glass of pinot (or two) … What happens when you mix 23 “sorority girls,” a perfect Bachelor with 12 abs, and 1 Drama Queen named Victoria? One helluva an episode of The Bachelor that’s what. Yes

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The Bachelor Red Wine Recap: Matt James aces his Bachelor test!

Monsters and Critics columnist Liz Long recaps The Bachelor Premiere, Season 25, Episode 1, with a little help from a glass of pinot (or two) … Perfectly imperfect. These are the words that might sum up our new Bachelor, Matt James. Although, while Matt is trying his hardest to remind us that he’s NOT perfect

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The Bachelorette Red Wine Recap, Finale, Part 2 – The Zac Attack Wins!

Monsters and Critics columnist Liz Long recaps The Bachelorette, Season 16, Episode 13, Finale, with a little help from a glass of pinot (or two) … Well we made it Rose-Lovers! Tonight, our beloved Tayshia concluded her love journey … her quest for marriage … her last chance on Earth to find love. And dang