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I’m baffled by tonight’s episode of “Below Deck” on BravoTV. For once, there was no drama with the guests and yet the crew still managed to have a s**tty attitude about the charter. The Irish rugby players had a good time, but they were only on the boat for 22 hours. Apparently, that means they

I think a lot of last season’s viewers tuned back in to BravoTV’s “Below Deck” tonight for the highly anticipated return of last season’s star, Adrienne Gang. And she did not disappoint. Upon seeing her on the beach, Eddie simply turned and ran away, jumped back in the tender and went back to the boat.

Oh Kat, you were doing so well this season! I actually thought you had learned a little bit of professionalism and decorum on Season One of Bravo’s “Below Deck.” But I was wrong. Between the audio porn show you and Ben put on for most of the crew and the white spot the two of

More than a third of tonight’s “Below Deck” episode on BravoTV was dedicated to #PenisGate. No, seriously. Last week, the yacht’s seriously unprofessional, resting-bitch-face Chief Stew made a penis-shaped blanket on the primary guest’s bed (possibly offensive since he’s gay?) and tonight we got to see it… over and over. With everyone’s reactions. Here’s the

Tonight’s episode of BravoTV’s “Below Deck” should have been titled “What Not to Do in the Service Industry.” Then everybody watching could have treated that hot mess like a live tutorial on how not to behave toward paying guests on a multi-million dollar charter yacht. No seriously, as somebody who owns a company that provides

We all knew that deckhand Andrew was lying about his experience on BravoTV’s “Below Deck,” but we didn’t realize quite how bad it was. Like it was total fiction. Kid doesn’t know anything about anything and it’s actually dangerous for him and the rest of the crew. You have to know what the heck you’re

The ship is sinking for Bravo’s “Below Deck” without last season’s star Adrienne Gang. Numbers don’t lie and neither do all the viewer tweets bitching about her gold-digging replacement. Although she’s got some funny one-liners, the new head steward is a self-proclaimed Sugar Daddy hunter. In fact, the whole reason she went into yachting and

I’m just going to admit that I was definitely #TeamAdrienne for BravoTV’s “Below Deck” last season and I almost didn’t watch when I heard they weren’t bringing her back. But there aren’t a lot of shows filmed in my neighborhood (the Caribbean) so curiosity got the best of me. Let’s start with who IS back