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Recap: Real Housewives of New Jersey, The ‘Double Bag’ Edition

General consensus of the viewers’ live-tweeting tonight is that this season of BravoTV’s “Real Housewives of New Jersey” is BOOORRRRRINGG! Gotta agree. We went from a couple of actual families with actual wives to a bunch of really whiny women fighting all the time. Oh wait, the only diff is that the old crew actually

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Recap: Real Housewives of New Jersey, Teresa Is The Voice of Reason Edition

And the Best Tweet of the Night Award goes to @CaitlinDistler during tonight’s “Real Housewives of New Jersey” on BravoTV. “When @Teresa_Giudice is the voice of reason s**t has gotten bad #RHONJ” OMG. That was HILARIOUS. And true. Seriously. Let’s evaluate. Amber is bats**t nuts. The twins are like nails on a chalkboard. Melissa is

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Recap: Real Housewives of New York, Manhattan’s a Ghost Town in Summer Edition

Why does BravoTV always slide in the BEST line on their teasers? OMG. Did you catch when, next week on Part 3 of “The Real Housewives of New York” reunion, they ask Sonja Morgan why she forgave Aviva? “I’m able to forgive her [Aviva] because I’m a Christian,” Sonja explains. Was anybody else waiting for

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Recap: Real Housewives of New Jersey, The FOMO Edition

So after he made such a big deal about NOT hanging out around the Guidices because of the ethics of his job, what was Jim Marchese doing at that party at Bobby’s house when he knew good and well that both the Joes would be there? Is Jim a hypocrite? Or was he looking for

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Recap: ‘Real Housewives of New York’ Reunion Special – Part 1

I don’t know where to start. The “Real Housewives of New York” reunion special – Part 1 – was insane. Ramona reveals she thought LuAnn was a Drag Queen when they first met. Aviva has the same asthma doc as Andy Cohen (wonder if he knew that?). And everybody EXCEPT Aviva thinks Sonja is completely

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Recap: Real Housewives of New York, The Münchausen Syndrome Edition

I didn’t blog last week’s “Real Housewives of New York” the same night because, like the rest of the viewers, I was laughing too hard at the whole last scene with psycho Aviva throwing her leg on the table and then into the middle of the room to try to prove she’s not fake. Bizarre.

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Recap: Real Housewives of New Jersey, The Telephone Game Edition

I’m going to have to call this one “The Night They Couldn’t Even Get the Gossip Right in The Great State of New Jersey.” Seriously. This episode of “Real Housewives of New Jersey” on BravoTV was like watching a group of third graders (a really big circle of them) trying to play the old game

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Recap: Real Housewives of New Jersey, The Tiny Little Snob Edition

Joe Gorga sticking his tongue to a frozen metal pole on tonight’s “Real Housewives of New Jersey” on BravoTV was HILARIOUS. We’ve all seen “A Christmas Story” and we all know it’s true and it hurts if you do it, but he was such a little boy that he just had to try it. And