Opinion

The Bachelor FAQ: At last, an idea for the finale

It’s nearly time for The Bachelor 2020 to come to an end, but a number of questions remain. What have we learned after part 1 of the finale? First and foremost, we learned that Zip Dip is without Vanilla Ice, and that’s the real tragedy. But also, it seems that the much-cycled clip of Peter’s

Recaps

The Bachelor liveblog: Part 1 of unspoiled season 24 finale as it happens

As established earlier today, pilot wives must check out of the Fantasy Suite, and they can never leave the unending excitement of aviation life. The blood, entrails, and flat domestic champagne of the Women Tell All is behind us, and we now move to Part 1 of the Season 24 finale. Should you experience nausea,

Opinion

The Bachelor FAQ: The beginning of the end of no idea

What happened last week on The Bachelor? There was absolutely no drama as the show pretended for about fifteen minutes that Madison wouldn’t show up to the last rose ceremony, and then she did. Then I had no clothes, and then I did. Then everyone on the Internet freaked out that Peter got someone on

Opinion

The Bachelor FAQ for The Women Tell All: Continuing to have no idea

What happened last week on The Bachelor? No one has the faintest idea. There was a lot of crying and trailed-off sentences, and then Madison walked away from Peter at some point during the non-dining dinner portion of their Fantasy Suite date, and we don’t know if she’s off the show, or told him to

Opinion

Bachelor liveblog: Final date edition — Season 24, episode 9

Tonight! Victoria says that Madison does something “disgusting.” In other Spiderman Accusing Spiderman news, Peter is all of a sudden “in love with three women right now.” K. We will have a Very Special Guest at the liveblog tonight, in the form of Actual Pilot Husband Josh The Pilot. In the name of pre-liveblog research,

Opinion

The Bachelor FAQ for Season 24, Episode 9: These women still have no idea

Monsters & Critics columnist Mary Beth Ellis answers all your questions ahead of the latest episode of The Bachelor. What happened last week on The Bachelor? Short form: Bunch of women clamped on to Peter and he sent one of them — not the one who has unlocked Markle-levels of impressive emotional manipulation — packing.