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Property Brothers – Forever Home rewind recap: Episode 1, Food and Family

Property Brothers Forever Home tracks the transformation of homeowners remodeling their family’s house and also Drew Scott sometimes having a beard and sometimes not. I prefer the Not Beard, because while my name-face recognition is horrific and I have walked straight past my own husband in the grocery at times without realizing he’s there, that

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Property Brothers – Celebrity IOU recap: Episode 1, Brad Pitt

The Scott brothers perform their best when managed least. While adept at producing amiable talking head interviews, Jonathan and Drew are at their most relatable and funniest when their “presenting” veneer is stripped away. A recent marathon appearance on QVC was vastly entertaining even as they flogged the same sheet sets over and over because

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Property Brothers – Celebrity IOU and Forever Home: Backsplash education

Like many people who consider going all the way over there to plug in my phone as the apex of manual physical labor, I enjoy sitting on my butt watching others be useful. The most sublime form of this is home improvement shows on HGTV, which always begin with people waving their arms accusingly at