Sandy Malone I couldn’t have been the only person who watched the first half of the Below Deck Season 7 reunion last week wondering what has happened to the Captain Lee Rosbach we used to know and love. And tonight promises to be just as bad. I mean, dude has always been biased towards Chief Stew Kate
Was anybody else heinously annoyed that the Real Housewives of New Jersey episode this week ended before somebody could throw Jennifer Aydin over the railing and into the water? Seriously. I don’t get her at all. Jennifer steps in it every time, apologizes to whoever got splashed, and then looks that person in the eye
Below Deck Chief Stew Kate Chastain has been at it again this season, setting up the yacht’s chef and bosun to look bad in front of Captain Lee to exact her own particular brand of karma. Kate is mean. She has demonstrated season after season that she is vindictive, sneaky, catty, and untrustworthy. One thing
Somebody has a serious death wish on Below Deck. You cannot tell me that new girl Jen Howell didn’t watch the last three seasons of the Bravo show before signing up to be a yachtie. Seriously? Anybody who has seen Below Deck knows you do not mess with Kate Chastain. She can be biting. She’s
The crew of Below Deck is struggling before the start of their second charter. New deckhand Chris gets caught sleeping and ignoring the radio. He’s hung over. The captain is not happy. “One time, that’s it,” Nico warns. “Yeah, I have no clue how long I was out for,” Chris tells Baker. Not a good
Below Deck fans were surprised to see exactly how green the new crew of the Valor is. Two of the deck crew, and one of the stewardesses, have never worked in yachting. New deckhand Bruno Duarte didn’t even know what the “starboard forward cabin” was. Newbie Chris Brown thinks he’s there to party. Not sure
In an effort to bring more drama to Below Deck, somebody at Bravo decided it would be a good idea to staff the yacht with a crew that has absolutely no idea what they’re doing. Captain Lee did a lame job trying to explain away this apparently blatant staging on last night’s premiere of the
It’s a bit like third grade on Below Deck Mediterranean this week. Adam is tattling on Malia to Wes. Bugsy is tattling on Hannah to Captain Sandy. And to Bobby about Wes and Malia. And before the season is over, somebody is going to be tattling on Bobby, too. Would you please please grow up?
We were left hanging on Below Deck Mediterranean last week, as Wes and Adam appeared to get in a fight in the town square. And that’s where the show picks up tonight. With Wes going after Adam for giving him a wedgie. Yes, you read that correctly. This is what professional yachties do in their
This week, Below Deck Mediterranean kicks off with Captain Sandy forcing Wes to choose a lead deckhand. Wes promotes his paramour Malia. You know, the deckhand with the least experience who he’s been smooching on the bridge during night watch. Nice. Wes tells Malia she’s been promoted, and she’s “gotta keep the boys in line.”