Hannah B is continuing her journey to find love on The Bachelorette and this week’s episode had a few WTF moments that we find are worth highlighting.
We start the episode where we left off last week with the drama between Luke P and Luke S continuing to steal the time away from the other guys.
Luke S decides that he doesn’t want to keep defending himself and the drama with Luke P isn’t why he’s there. He decides to eliminate himself.
Hannah was going to keep Luke S
Luke’s self-elimination provides us with the first WTF moment. As Luke removes himself from the show, Chris Harrison walks into the room and removes a rose. That means that Hannah gave both Luke P and Luke S roses after that dramatic fight!
As Chris Harrison noted on Twitter, he can most certainly give roses, but he can also take them away.
But the WTF moment is really that Hannah wanted to keep both of them after they showed their immature sides — mostly Luke P.
I giveth and I can most certainly takers away #TheBachelorette
— Chris Harrison (@chrisbharrison) June 12, 2019
— Chris Harrison (@chrisbharrison) June 12, 2019
Luke P is a douche canoe
It’s no secret that the guys don’t like Luke P, but one of them actually came up with a nickname. The nickname is “douche canoe” and it started trending on Twitter so fast that we don’t even recall who came up with it.
It’s a nickname we didn’t expect to hear about an adult male trying to find a wife.
“Big Ass Douche Canoe” is my new go to insult #TheBachelorette
— Light Jacket Megan (@yeahimthatgirl) June 12, 2019
— jp 🌈 (@who_lia_p) June 12, 2019
Luke P flip-flops — and The Elusive Monster
Speaking of Luke P, he can’t seem to remember what he tells the guys. During the second episode, he told Hannah he was falling in love with her. During Episode 5, he’s questioning whether he really wants to pursue a relationship with her and this is what he needs to figure out.
Luke P on the first episode: “I’m falling in love with Hannah”
Luke P tonight: “This gives me a chance to see if I want to pursue a relationship with Hannah”
— ɴ ɪ ᴄ ᴏ ʟ ᴇ (@anniecolee) June 12, 2019
Our WTF moment comes when producers film Mike reading The Elusive Monster while describing how he doesn’t trust Luke.
— Marissa Greaves ✨ (@Marissab91) June 12, 2019
Kevin watching Jed and Hannah making out
On the group date, Hannah had lots of fun — with almost everyone. There was lots of kissing and making out, probably because Luke P wasn’t there to break it all up. And while Jed and Hannah were getting hot and heavy in a chair, Kevin walked in on them — and they didn’t even notice!
Poor Kevin, to walk in on Lord Jed and Lady Hannah #TheBachelorette
— Tina Ho (@tinaamberleigh) June 12, 2019
As he told Jed later, he literally watched them for 15 to 20 seconds before walking away. WTF!
Peter and the pool table
Ah, and Peter tried to get his time with Hannah by asking her to lay down on a pool table so they could make out. Cute? Well, perhaps in theory but it looked awkward and uncomfortable. As one person noted on Twitter, it was cringe-worthy television.
say this 5 times fast: peter pilot picked her up and plopped her on the pool table #thebachelorette
— ✰ JACEY MCDONALD ✰ (@jaceymcdonald) June 12, 2019
Peter said he had never tried it before and we can tell him that he shouldn’t try it again.
Mike vs. Luke P — and a fireplace
The awkwardness continues between Mike and Luke P. In one scene, the two simply sit by a fireplace, across from one another. Editing at its finest.
Mike and Luke P has got to be an uncomfortable house for the camera man. #TheBachelorette
— Bachelor Night in America (@ABCDTheBachelor) June 12, 2019
Also, Luke P reading his date card out loud by himself just shows how much he’s disliked by the guys.
Okay Luke P. reading this date card out loud in an empty room is some of the best content this show has ever produced. #TheBachelorette
— Bach Maggie, Esq. (@bachmaggie) June 12, 2019
Luke P’s entire one-on-one date
The fact that Hannah invited him out on a one-on-one date is in itself a WTF moment, but Luke P’s behavior on the date was a complete head-scratcher. Not only did he get super excited about everything, but he also avoided answering many of Hannah’s questions.
Luke P seems so easily impressed on this date. Oh look weeds! Oh look a field! Dude is that like water! Woah this place has so many things to look at! #theBachelorette
— David Watches the Bachelor (@BachlorNat_Dave) June 12, 2019
When she wanted clarification about his feelings, he noted that “everyone loves me,” claiming that every person he has met has loved him. Awkward!
Hannah got so frustrated that she sought out producers, telling them that she wasn’t sure how to proceed. She ended the conversation by telling him she needed more.
Spaghetti or Mac n’ Cheese
Yup, there are plenty of conversations we don’t see on The Bachelorette, but Hannah got down with the questions this week.
Do you like spaghetti or mac n’ cheese more?
This should also give you an idea of how horrible her date with Luke P was.
Luke P legit trying to explain himself
Hannah: I just want to know the real you.. do you like spaghetti or Mac n cheese more
It’s the important things 🤦🏻♀️#TheBachelorette
— KMA 👑 (@MsKaylaa_Mariee) June 12, 2019
That depends, Hannah. Is there garlic bread with the spaghetti?
— tara (@_tprince) June 12, 2019
Just answer the question!
The episode came to an end with Luke P avoiding pretty much every question that Hannah asked him. On their dinner date, she asked him about everything from past relationships to flaws — and Luke’s answer was that he had none.
It was literally the most painful date in Bachelorette history — and we’re on Season 15!
Luke!!!! Hannah is literally telling you what questions to answer to make her feel comfortable about you!!!! JUST ANSWER THEM. #thebachelorette
— queen bee (@bollybabe123) June 12, 2019
— Chloe (@chloe_porter97) June 12, 2019
Luke P YOU ARE SO SLIMY YOU CLOWNNNNNN I’m literally baffled rn I’ve never seen somebody talk so much and yet say NOTHING ??? I’m.. wtf #TheBachelorette
— faif (@faithries) June 12, 2019
HE HAS BEEN FLIP FLOPPING THIS WHOLE CONVERSATION #TheBachelorette
— emma 🦕 (@emmaanaliese) June 12, 2019
Just to make everything more frustrating, Hannah doesn’t send him home. She chooses not to give him the rose but explains that she wants to get to know him more. She also tells him that this was the worst date on this journey so far.
So, WTF Hannah, why don’t you just send him packing?
The Bachelorette airs Mondays at 8/7c on ABC.
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