The jokes came fast and furious last night as Trump’s growing list of scandals seems to be derailing his presidential bid.
Bill’s monologue was a gem last night as he nailed the orange-hued GOP groper known as Donald Trump.
“Is there anyone here who hasn’t been groped by Donald Trump?” asked Maher.
Maher didn’t stop. “Poor Melania, she has locked herself in her packing crate and won’t come out, it’s so sad.”
How dare you claim I did the things I do?
Maher said, “When he [Trump] tells people he grabs women’s pussies, ‘it’s not really true I just say that when I want people to like me, come on people are who are you going to believe, me or me’ “?
“To the republican base out there this is not a deal breaker,” said Maher.
‘The GOP now stands for ‘grab our pussies!'”
Maher mused, “Can I walk up to Mike Pence cup his balls, stick my hand up his shirt and play with his nipples for awhile? Is that part of the platform like the estate tax?”
“This is not even the worst of it. By his own admission, Donald Trump said with the corroboration of a lot of people, that with the teen Miss USA pageant he used to walk in unannounced into the dressing room as if models needed another reason to throw up.”
Maher added, “And there’s audio of Donald Trump that troubled teens are good in bed.”
“Republicans your candidate has a pickup line for underaged girls!”
Maher continued his thought, “But what does Donald Trump say about all this?”
“Ridiculous, I would never cheat on my daughter!”
Ann Coulter supports Donald Trump, hates the Clintons and goes over the recent news with Maher:
Bill also welcomed Senator Bernie Sanders who went head to head with panelist Andrew Sullivan over billionaires buying political office with their money.
Sullivan fought back and said that Americans are genuinely worried about our open borders, which is why Trump is so popular with certain votes.
Sanders schooled Sullivan on the realities of money and campaign spending. Sanders also discussed the Democratic Party’s need for more introspection with panelists.
But “it’s not just Republicans,” says Maher, “5% of Bernie supporters have switched allegiance to a ventriloquist dummy named Gary Johnson whose policy positions are almost uniformly the exact opposite of Bernie’s and who when pressed to name a foreign country said ‘Brangelina….'”
Bill also scolded Hillary for saying, “Go to hillaryclinton.com” and wants her to dress down Donald Trump directly, and he gets into the “TPP weeds” and the confusing trade issues for both candidates on Overtime: