Superman’s bulge too Super

Is Superman’s bulge too super? Warner Brothers says yes.

Brandon Routh joins the legendary ranks of Colin Farrell and Milton Berle in the large endowment society, after a report from British rag The Sun saying that his package is too big to fit decently into his Superman suit. Routh you may remember is the unknown cast by Bryan Singer to play the Man of Steel in his upcoming reboot of the Superman franchise, ‘Superman Returns’.

The Sun says it’s such a problem that Warner Brothers, taking a cue from Disney’s digital reduction of Lindsay Lohan in ‘Herbie: Fully Loaded’, has demanded that Singer and company cover up Brandon’s big bulge with digital effects. The Sun’s source says, “It’s a major issue for the studio. Brandon is extremely well endowed and they don’t want it up on the big screen. We may be forced to erase his package with digital effects.” Note the date on this article may be incorrect due to importing it from our old system.