Sundance now a swag-hogging mecca for the D-List

Actors of the days of yore, non-actors and people famous for flashing paparazzi without their skivvies on are all staples now of the once niche and prestigious Sundance Film Festival.

Despite Robert Redford’s slams at Paris Hilton and her ilk, the celebrities famous for nothing other than arrests, DUI’s, STD’s, abortions, animal abuse, bad check writing, topping each other in scandalous sexual behavior and consistent lack of clothing are stealing headlines from the attending filmmakers, serious craftspersons and real actors who have accomplished good, critically praised work.

Blogger Perez Hilton caught an unrecognizable Jennifer Grey (Baby from “Dirty Dancing”) making her way through a Sundance swag suite grabbing freebies.

Swag suites are private rooms where publicists dole out free products and merchandise provided by vendors to have “famous” people seen grabbing their goods, so they can legitimately claim the celeb uses/wears their stuff.

Page Six spied Nicky Hilton, her boyfriend, David Katzenberg and their entourage hit Club Stereo, which took over Doolin’s bar on Main Street, for the Anamigo party on Friday. Katzenberg allegedly stood in a corner at the club pulling down his pants and taking pictures of his genitals bulging through his gray boxer briefs, while Nicky cackled as she watched.

Rocker and Internet nudie full-frontal pin-up Cisco Adler, who performed at the party, allegedly had a shoving match with Doolin’s owner, who tried to throw him out after he stepped outside for a cigarette. Stereo owner Mike Satsky intervened, but Adler bailed according to Page Six.

Also seen was Nicole Eggert of the 1980s TV series “Charles in Charge” who according to Page Six “got so wasted, she couldn’t walk in the wee hours Saturday. She was grinding and dirty dancing other partygoers – and a wall – to music by DJ AM, until bouncers escorted her out by both arms.”

Serial dater and porn actress Kim Kardashian and boyfriend, footballer Reggie Bush were caught making out in the Lifestyle Condoms photo booth while they posed for pictures.

Redford’s nemesis Paris Hilton, who pestered an oddly dressed Jared Leto at Village at the Yard for the Cuervo Platino-hosted Camp Freddy concert, later attacked him next door at club Hyde, where she gave him lap dances and kissed him, said a Page Six spy. 

Bono lost his drummer Larry Mullen and missed a gig. Occasionally a Kardashian squeeze himself,  Adrian Grenier and his band, the Honey Brothers, finally performed Sunday night at Greenhouse at Top of Main, after a delay because they lost their drumsticks.

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