Stay classy, Crystal Harris: Hefner kiss and tell on Stern (VIDEO)

Playboy model Crystal Harris threw any shred of decency aside and totally tossed her former lover Hugh Hefner under a cruel gossip-laden bus.

Today on Howard Stern, Crystal chewed the fat with Howard who verbally led her down the path of kiss and tell, revealing unkind truths about Hefner.

After dumping Hugh Hefner right before their June 18 wedding, Harris opened up about their sex life during a Tuesday interview on Sirius XM’s Howard Stern Show.

Us magazine transcribed the video posted below: “[It lasted] like, two seconds…Then I was just over it. I was like, ‘Ahh.’ I was over it. I just, like, walked away. I’m not turned on by Hef. Sorry.”

Apparently Harris’ had a “hot and heavy” affair with Dr. Phil McGraw’s son Jordan, 26.

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