Gay Times in Springfield

RyanFeb 22nd, 2005 - 21:56:50

I guess Smithers was too obvious

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Its also a cartoonFeb 22nd, 2005 - 22:01:48

So what if someones gay, I dont care. There the exact same people, just different life styles.

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AlsoFeb 22nd, 2005 - 22:02:13

BILL O' REILLY: 'So here we have Buster the Bunny, a children's cartoon for children, promoting homosexuality. And we're paying for it! The American taxpayers, we're paying for the television to teach our children how to be lesbians and homosexuals. Aren't you outraged?'
LIBERTARIAN GUY: 'Well, it wasn't really like that, all it showed was Buster the Bunny having dinner with a girl's mother and her 'friend'. They didn't-'
BILL O' REILLY: 'But isn't it true that lesbians and homosexuals call each other 'friends'? Isn't it true that's homosexual code for 'anal sex fiend'? Do you really want your kids to grow up thinking society should embrace lesbian parents? Lesbian BUNNY RABBIT parents? You don't think this is a terribly slippery slope we're on? First we've got shows saying it's okay to have gay parents and then, before you know it, the government is forcing kids to murder Christians?'
LIBERTARIAN GUY: 'Well they didn't show the cartoon, and the director was fired, so I don't think-'
BILL O' REILLY: 'So it doesn't bother you that your money, our money, the money of the American public, is going to fund a liberal assault on conservative values, one to promote the acceptance of homosexuality? It doesn't bother you that your child could see this and go up to you and ask, 'dad, why are these two female bunny rabbits friends?' and then, before you know it, your four-year old kid is asking you to drive him to highway rest stops and buy him leather chaps and a riding whip?'
LIBERTARIAN GUY: 'I'm not sure the-'
BILL O' REILLY: 'Let me tell you something, I'm an American and I think I speak for every American in the universe when I say I don't want my taxes to fund this kind of disgusting filth on the television. Homosexuals have no business being in places where kids, the leaders of the future, can see them. We should make all homosexuals wear giant tents and fill their mouths with rolls of Fruit By the Foot so they can't try to turn our kids gay with their sweet siren song of perversion. Are you honestly telling me that you don't mind your tax money is going to brainwash our kids with this repugnant pro-homosexual propaganda?'
LIBERTARIAN GUY: 'I don't-'
BILL O' REILLY: 'Because I don't. I don't think that's okay at all. This is America, not... not... not some place else. This country was founded by the belief in excellence, the opportunity to create our own opportunities and be the best we could be. You show me where in the Constitution it says our country was founded by gay rabbits. Seriously, you find me that. I want to know your opinion on this. I want to hear your side of the story now, I want to know what you think about all this. Go ahead.'
LIBERTARIAN GUY: 'I-'
BILL O' REILLY: 'I'm sorry, that's all the time we have left, thanks for coming on the show. Next up, we have a student from Eastern United Garrison Agricultural College and School for the Finer Arts Such as Unicycling and Locksmithing who says one of his teachers forced him to write an essay comparing George W. Bush to a rare type of colon cancer. Is this another repulsive attack on the institutions of America, or just another repulsive case of liberal bias in the media? We'll find out after this commercial break for dietary fiber and life insurance, featuring various concerned old people.'

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The Simpsons - Oh please!Feb 23rd, 2005 - 00:36:49

If any one should make a big deal about his, it should be the gay and lesbian movement, not the christian right! To having your cause centerpieced on The Simpsons is tantamount to social execution. Remember the episodes with the backstreet boys and the U.S. Navy...the armed forces changed its slogan and the backstreet boys, wel... On the other hand, this could be the first step toward widespread 'conversion' of the masses (who just happen to be the 80 million who actualy got Bush into office). The Simpsons still has a massive viewership (some of which could actually be some of those right-wingers), and just like with kids performing Jack-Ass type stunts, the rap-culture, and presedential ellections (Krang vs. The Simpsons may be yet again riding the leading edge of our culture.

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JoeFeb 23rd, 2005 - 15:39:58

I think the portrayal of homosexuals on TV is extremely dangerous. If this proposed episode of The Simpsons is aired, millions of Amerikkkans may well catch The Gay.

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hoolioFeb 9th, 2009 - 23:52:48

lz6OBU hi! hooli?

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