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Meredith Vieira interview on Leno (VIDEOS)

By April Neale Dec 17, 2013, 10:19 GMT

Meredith Vieira interview on Leno (VIDEOS)

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Tonight: NBC News’ Meredith Vieira tells Jay what she hopes to see at the 2014 Winter Olympics in Sochi, Russia.

Later, Jay shows Vieira a promo he made for her upcoming daytime talk show.

JB Smoove reveals that he will be going on a cruise during the holidays and also instructs how to prepare the perfect turkey. Jake Bugg performs.

JAY LENO’S MONOLOGUE MONDAY, DECEMBER 16, 2013

BE GLAD YOU ARE NOT BACK EAST. OH MY GOD! HOW ABOUT THAT SNOW STORM! NEW ENGLAND IS WHITER THAN A PAULA DEEN CHRISTMAS. I COULD NOT BELIEVE.

LIKE OVER THE WEEKEND I WAS AT THE MALL AND SANTA WAS THERE WITH A KID SITTING ON HIS LAP…LIKE YOU DO BACK EAST. BUT HERE AS SOON AS THE KID GOT OFF HIS LAP, NANCY GRACE RAN OVER WITH A MICROPHONE AND SAID, "DID HE TOUCH YOU ANYWHERE? IT’S JUST UNCOMFORTABLE.

MARTHA STEWART BEING CALLED A GRINCH AFTER LAYING OFF A HUNDRED EMPLOYEES RIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS. AND TYPICAL MARTHA, SHE MADE THE PINK SLIPS HERSELF OUT OF OLD POST-IT NOTES, AND GAVE EACH FORMER EMPLOYEE A RECIPE FOR HAMBURGER HELPER. I THOUGHT THAT WAS NICE.

OVER THE WEEKEND, THE OBAMACARE WEBSITE WAS DOWN. FORTUNATELY, MOST AMERICANS WERE UNAFFECTED BECAUSE THEY NEVER KNEW IT WAS UP.

THE MEGA MILLIONS JACKPOT IS NOW UP TO $586 MILLION…LIKE YOU’RE GOING TO WIN. SHUT UP. THE ODDS OF WINNING ARE 1 IN 259 MILLION. THOSE ARE THE SAME ODDS OF TONY ROMO THROWING A PASS TO HIS OWN TEAMMATE IN THE 4TH QUARTER.

APPLE IS REPORTEDLY SENDING AN INVESTIGATIVE TEAM TO CHINA TO SEE IF SEVERAL FACTORY WORKERS THERE WERE LITERALLY WORKED TO DEATH. ISN'T THAT HORRIBLE? I READ ABOUT IT TODAY ON MY IPAD . . .

THIS WAS IN THE NEWS; THE LATEST TREND IS YOGA CLASSES FOR YOU AN YOUR DOG. THEY TEACH YOU AND YOUR DOG YOGA. DOES A DOG NEED YOGA? REALLY? LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING; IF YOU CAN LICK YOURSELF, THAT’S ABOUT AS LIMBER AS YOU NEED TO BE. YOU ARE NOT GOING TO GET ANYMORE LIMBER THAN THAT.

ACCORDING TO A DOCTOR OF EXERCISE SCIENCE, IN MONTREAL, QUEBEC, SEX IS CONSIDERED AN EXERCISE. SEX IS CONSIDERED AN EXERCISE. HOW MANY GUYS END UP TRAINING BY THEMSELVES? JUST CURIOUS.

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