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Simon Cowell interview on Leno (VIDEOS)

By April Neale Dec 10, 2013, 10:02 GMT

Simon Cowell interview on Leno (VIDEOS)

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Tonight: Simon Cowell sits down with Jay and admits his biggest regret of his career.

Later, Cowell discusses potential baby names and receives a gift from Jay. Megyn Kelly gives her thoughts on Anthony Weiner’s “in-your-face” personality.

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JAY LENO’S MONOLOGUE MONDAY, DECEMBER 09, 2013

THIS WINTER STORM HAS LEFT THOUSANDS WITHOUT ELECTRICITY. IT'S AS IF PRESIDENT OBAMA HAD TAKEN OVER THE POWER COMPANIES. I DON’T KNOW WHAT HAPPENED…

HERE’S A BIZARRE HOLIDAY STORY; WILDLIFE EXPERTS REPORT THAT REINDEER CAN GET HERPES JUST LIKE HUMANS. JUST LIKE THE HUMANS THE REINDEER THAT DO GET HERPES ARE ALSO NAMED: DANCER, PRANCER, AND VIXEN. SAME NAMES. IT’S AMAZING.

DID YOU KNOW REINDEER CAN GET HERPES? MAKES YOU WONDER WHAT KIND OF DISGUSTING REINDEER GAMES THEY’RE PLAYING AT THE NORTH POLE? WHAT IS GOING ON UP THERE?

NEW JERSEY STATE LEGISLATORS WANT TO BAN EATING WHILE DRIVING. THEY WANT TO BAN EATING WILL DRIVING IN NEW JERSEY. GOOD LUCK GETTING GOVERNOR CHRIS CHRISTIE TO SIGN THAT ONE. GOOD LUCK ON THAT.

THE POST OFFICE ANNOUNCED THAT SINCE THEY HAVE LOST SO MUCH MONEY THEY ARE GOING TO BE REVIEWING THEIR BUSINESS MODEL. THEY ARE GOING TO CHANGE THEIR BUSINESS MODEL. OF COURSE, THAT COULD MEAN BIG CHANGES. THE LAST TIME THE POST OFFICE REVIEWED THEIR BUSINESS MODEL THEY SOLD THE PONIES AND BOUGHT TRUCKS. REMEMBER THAT? THAT IS WHAT WE CALL A “SORBET JOKE.” THAT CLEARS THE PALATE…

THE OLIVE GARDEN HAS ADDED A BURGER TO THEIR MENU. HOW ABOUT ADDING ITALIAN FOOD? START WITH THAT.

DID YOU SEE THIS? I LOVE THIS STORY; AN EMPLOYEE AT A WENDY'S IN GEORGIA HAS BEEN FIRED AFTER SHE LEFT HALF A JOINT INSIDE A GUYS HAMBURGER. DID YOU HEAR HER EXCUSE? SHE SAID IT WAS A MEDICAL HAMBURGER. I’M NOT BUYING THAT.



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