Tonight: In tonight’s special Thanksgiving episode, Jay fills the audience with all military from the five different branches of services.NBC’s “The Voice” coach Christina Aguilera makes a very special entrance with her own personal escort.
Later. Aguilera talks about her recent “American Music Awards” performance and how tells Jay about her remaining contestants on “The Voice” and her hope for them to win it all.
Comedian Jay Mohr talks about how he almost joined the Army and what kind of promises a recruiter made him if he joined
Aguilera returns as the music guest with a very patriotic performance.
JAY LENO’S MONOLOGUE THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 28, 2013
I WANT TO WELCOME OUR MEN AND WOMEN OF THE ARMED FORCES HERE TONIGHT. FOR THE MEN IN THE AUDIENCE WE HAVE CHRISTINA AGUILERA ON THE SHOW. AND FOR THE WOMEN… YOU ARE LOOKING AT IT.
SPEAKING OF WOMEN, HOW ABOUT THIS? HOW ABOUT OUR WOMEN? THREE WOMEN HAVE BECOME THE FIRST FEMALES TO COMPLETE THE INTENSIVE, NEARLY TWO MONTH MARINE INFANTRY TRAINING COURSE. HAVE YOU HEARD ABOUT THIS? THEY SAID IT WAS BRUTAL, THEY SAID IT WAS GRUELING. THE REASON THEY DID IT WAS, THEY WANTED TO DO SOMETHING THAT EASIER THAN SIGNING UP FOR OBAMACARE.
WE ALL TEND TO OVERDO IT ON THANKSGIVING. LETS BE HONEST. HERE'S A GOOD WAY TO TELL IF YOU’VE EATEN TOO MUCH: IF TOMORROW KAYNE WEST HITS ON YOU FROM BEHIND. HEY WAIT A MINUTE.
HERE’S A VERY ODD STORY; WE STILL DON’T HAVE ALL THE FACTS ON THIS ONE. AUTHORITIES SEIZED 260 POUNDS OF MARIJUANA THAT FELL OUT OF THE SKY OVER SAN DIEGO NEAR THE MEXICAN BORDER. IT JUST FELL OUT OF THE SKY. SNOOP IS CALLING IT, A CHRISTMAS MIRACLE. IT’S A CHRISTMAS MIRACLE.
ACTUALLY, THAT’S FAIRLY COMMON, PUBLIC STONING. IN FACT, THE LAST PERSON I SAW STONED IN PUBLIC WAS TORONTO MAYOR ROB FORD. I THINK HE WAS THE LAST…
WE LOVE THIS GUY; LISTEN TO THIS. AN ADULT FILM COMPANY SAYS THAT THEY ARE GOING TO MAKE A PORN FILM USING A ROB FORD LOOK-A-LIKE. THERE'S A GUY YOU WANT TO SEE NAKED, HUH? I UNDERSTAND RON JEREMY GAINED 200 POUNDS JUST TO PLAY THE PART.