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Kelly Clarkson, Casey Affleck interviews from Leno (VIDEOS)

By April Neale Nov 12, 2013, 11:17 GMT

Kelly Clarkson, Casey Affleck interviews from Leno (VIDEOS)

Kelly Clarkson - Paul Froggatt / PR Photos

Tonight: In tonight’s comedy segment, Jay shares a headline submitted by Kelly Clarkson and also urges everyone to help those in the Philippines affected by Typhoon Haiyan

Casey Affleck shares the story of how he saved the life of a cable guy working at his house.

Jay asks Kelly Clarkson if she has any pregnancy news and whether or not she wants to have kids.

Later, Clarkson discusses recording her Christmas album as well as her special for NBC. Lyle Lovett performs.

JAY LENO’S MONOLOGUE MONDAY, NOVEMBER 11, 2013

ARE YOU GETTING READY FOR THANKSGIVING? I SAW THIS ON THE NEWS; A MAN IN NEW HAMPSHIRE WHO RAISES TURKEYS FOR A LIVING SAYS THE SECRET TO GREAT TURKEY IS TO GIVE THEM BEER. THIS IS TRUE. HE SAYS GIVING THEM BEER MAKES THEM BIGGER AND FATTER. HEY IT WORKED FOR THE MAYOR OF TORONTO.

I LOVE THIS STORY; THIS IS MY FAVORITE STORY. DESPITE HIS RECENT TROUBLES ABOUT BEING DRUNK AND SMOKING CRACK COCAINE, TORONTO MAYOR ROB FORD SAYS HE IS NOT ABOUT TO STEP DOWN. HE SAYS HE IS EAGER TO START WORKING AGAIN. IN FACT, TODAY HE TOLD HIS STAFF, "LET'S GET CRACKIN'!" I’M NOT SURE WHAT THAT MEANS…

A NEW RECORD WAS SET TODAY IN THE 100 METERS. IT WAS SET BY SENATE DEMOCRATS RUNNING AWAY FROM OBAMACARE. OH MY GOD. NOT LOOKING GOOD.

ACCORDING TO THE WASHINGTON POST, THE WHITE HOUSE IS CONSIDERING APPOINTING A CIVILIAN TO LEAD THE NSA. HERE’S THE GREAT PART; IF YOU'RE INTERESTED IN THE JOB, NO NEED TO SUBMIT A RÉSUMÉ; THEY HAVE ALL YOUR INFORMATION ALREADY. THEY WILL CALL YOU. NO WORRIES.

ON THIS DAY IN 1954, ELLIS ISLAND CLOSED AFTER PROCESSING MORE THAN 20 MILLION IMMIGRANTS. THOSE PEOPLE ENDURED LONG BOAT RIDES AND THEY STOOD IN LINE FOR DAYS AT ELLIS ISLAND TO GET INTO THIS COUNTRY. THAT WAS BEFORE ANYONE KNEW HOW EASY IT WAS TO SNEAK IN FROM MEXICO….

MATTEL HAS COME OUT WITH A NEW BARBIE DOLL JUST FOR THE CHINESE MARKET. IT'S CALLED "VIOLIN-SOLOIST BARBIE", AND IT'S ONLY FOR SALE IN CHINA. AND HER BOYFRIEND, “SWEATSHOP KEN” SOLD SEPARATELY.

DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THIS? BLOCKBUSTER ANNOUNCED THAT THEY ARE CLOSING ALL 300 OF THEIR STORES. BLOCKBUSTER IS CLOSING! JUST THIS WEEK THEY CALLED ME TO TELL ME MY VHS COPY OF TITANIC WAS FINALLY IN. NOW THEY ARE CLOSING.

THIS IS PRETTY GRUESOME; ACCORDING TO REPORTS, 80 PEOPLE WERE PUBLICALLY EXECUTED IN NORTH KOREA FOR WATCHING A TV SHOW SMUGGLED IN FROM SOUTH KOREA. CAN YOU IMAGINE? EVEN WORSE: ANOTHER 25 PEOPLE IN NORTH KOREA WATCHED AN EPISODE OF "THE KARDASHIANS" AND THEN SHOT THEMSELVES… JUST A HORRIBLE STORY.



Further Reading on M&C

Casey Affleck Biography - - Casey Affleck Movies -
Kelly Clarkson Biography - - Kelly Clarkson Movies -

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