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Zachary Levi, Danica Patrick interviews on Leno (VIDEOS)

By April Neale Jul 17, 2013, 7:48 GMT

Zachary Levi, Danica Patrick interviews on Leno (VIDEOS)

Zachary Levi - "Iron Man 3" Los Angeles Premiere - Arrivals - El Capitan Theatre - Hollywood, CA, USA © Jonathan Shensa / PR Photos

Tonight: Zachary Levi tells Jay about how he literally choked on stage during his first Broadway experience.

Later, Levi shares his plans for Comic-Con.

NASCAR driver Danica Patrick explains to Jay what it was like crashing into her boyfriend Ricky Stenhouse Jr. during a race. Later, Patrick reveals she’s had to say “no” to several Go Daddy commercial ideas

Talib Kweli featuring Nelly & Abby Dobson perform.     
 

 
JAY LENO’S MONOLOGUE TUESDAY, JULY 16, 2013
 
“THE GUARDIAN” NEWSPAPER IN ENGLAND NOW CLAIMS THAT NSA LEAKER, EDWARD SNOWDEN, HAS MORE DAMAGING DOCUMENTS THAT WILL EMBARRASS THE U.S. GOVERNMENT.  REALLY, EMBARRASS?  WE ALREADY HAVE SOMETHING THAT EMBARRASSES THE U.S. GOVERNMENT.  IT'S CALLED THE U.S. GOVERNMENT.
 
LAST WEEK PRESIDENT OBAMA TOLD A GROUP OF SCHOOL CHILDREN THAT BROCCOLI WAS HIS FAVORITE FOOD, WHICH THE KIDS SEEMED TO BELIEVE.  THEY BELIEVED HIM.  THEN HE TOLD THEM OBAMACARE WOULD REDUCE THE DEFICIT AND THE KIDS ALL BUSTED OUT LAUGHING.
 
LISTEN TO THIS:  WE ARE PROUD TO SAY THAT LOS ANGELES HAS ONE OF THE LOWEST CRIME RATES OF ANY MAJOR CITY.  YOU KNOW WHY?  WE DON’T HAVE AN NFL TEAM.  THAT’S WHY.
 
TONIGHT WAS BASEBALL’S BIG ALL-STAR GAME.  OR AS THE HOUSTON ASTROS CALL IT, TUESDAY NIGHT.
 
ACCORDING TO SOURCES, YANKEES SLUGGER ALEX RODRIGUEZ COULD BE SUSPENDED FOR 150-GAMES IF THE LEAGUE FINDS THAT HE VIOLATED THEIR PERFORMANCE-ENHANCING DRUG POLICY. THE GOOD THING FOR A-ROD IS THAT, IF THAT DOES HAPPEN, AT LEAST HE'LL HAVE A LEGITIMATE EXCUSE FOR NOT SHOWING UP DURING THE PLAYOFFS!  “THAT’S WHY I WASN’T HERE…”
 
I LOVE THIS STORY; A HUGE FIGHT BROKE OUT AT A WEDDING RECEPTION OVER IN ENGLAND OVER A PIECE OF CHICKEN AT THE BUFFET, AND THE BRIDE'S SISTER GOT A BROKEN NOSE AND TWO BLACK EYES AFTER ALLEGEDLY BEING PUNCHED IN THE FACE BY HER OWN UNCLE.  IN DEFENSE, IT WAS IN ENGLAND, SO IT WAS PROBABLY THE ONLY DECENT MEAL OF THE YEAR.
 
I MENTIONED THIS LAST NIGHT; THE BIG THING IN SPAS IN JAPAN IS SOMETHING CALLED THE SNAIL FACIAL.  HAVE YOU HEARD OF THIS?  THEY PUT SNAILS ON YOUR FACE AND THEY CRAWL AROUND AND IT HELPS REJUVENATE YOUR SKIN.  IT’S GOOD FOR YOUR SKIN.  THAT’S NOT THE ONLY TREATMENT THEY OFFER.  INSTEAD OF A BRAZILIAN THEY LET A GROUP OF BOLL WEEVILS TRIM YOUR BIKINI AREA.  IT’S FANTASTIC!



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