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Terry Bradshaw, Steve Byrne interviews from Leno (VIDEOS)

By April Neale Jun 22, 2013, 18:14 GMT

Terry Bradshaw, Steve Byrne interviews from Leno (VIDEOS)

Rewind time from Leno as last night as Louisiana footballer turned sports reporter Terry Bradshaw shares a hilarious story about his experience getting his back waxed for the first time.

Rewind time from Leno as last night as Louisiana footballer turned sports reporter Terry Bradshaw shares a hilarious story about his experience getting his back waxed for the first time.

Later, Bradshaw gives a candid description of his Las Vegas comedy show. Steve Byrne gives his version of President Obamaís intimacy skills in the bedroom.

Joseph Arthur performs.

JAY LENOíS MONOLOGUE FRIDAY, JUNE 21, 2013

THE RATINGS FOR THE GAME WERE HUGE!  WE GOT OUR ASS KICKED LAST NIGHT IN THE RATINGS.  EVERYBODY WATCHED THE GAME.  IN FACT, THE ONLY PLACE IN THE COUNTRY THAT WATCHED THE TONIGHT SHOW INSTEAD?  CLEVELAND!  THEY WERE THE ONLY ONES.  SO THANK YOU CLEVELAND!

WHAT A BAD WEEK FOR THE STOCK MARKET!  TODAY WAS BETTER.  YESTERDAY WAS BAD; THE NUMBERS LOOKED WORSE THAN A PAULA DEEN TALK SHOW ON B.E.T.  THATíS HOW BAD THE NUMBERS WERE.

THE MARKET WENT DOWN FASTER THAN MICHAEL DOUGLAS.  THATíS HOW BAD.

OREO IS COMING OUT WITH A NEW FLAVOR - WATERMELON FLAVORED OREOS.  OREOS FLAVORED WITH WATERMELON.  SEE, ANOTHER EXAMPLE OF WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU LEGALIZE MARIJUANA.  THESE ARE THE TREATS YOU GET.

ACCORDING TO REPORTS, THE OLIVE GARDEN IS NOW TRYING TO LURE CUSTOMERS WITH EVEN CHEAPER PRICES THAN THEY ALREADY HAVE. THEY'RE TRYING TO WIN CUSTOMERS BACK FROM THEIR MAIN COMPETITION, MICROWAVABLE HOT POCKETS.

OZZY OSBOURNE SAID THAT HE IS "FREAKED OUT" BY THE SUCCESS OF BLACK SABBATH'S COMEBACK ALBUM '13.'  BUT THAT'S NOT SAYING MUCH; OZZY IS FREAKED OUT BY HOW A TOASTER WORKS, GRAVITYÖ.

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