Tonight: Billy Crystal talks about explaining to his grandchildren that he is famous and as a result was forced to talk as his “Monster’s University” character Mike Wazowski for a whole year.Later, Crystal reveals what it was like working with John Goodman on the “Monsters” prequel.
Pitbull gives his take on the Miami Heat’s performance in the NBA finals and his dating philosophy.
JAY LENO’S MONOLOGUE MONDAY, JUNE 17, 2013
I HOPE YOU ALL HAD A NICE FATHER’S DAY. HOW MANY CALLED THEIR DAD ON FATHER'S DAY? AND MANY JUST YELLED UP FROM THE BASEMENT, “LOVE YA! I’M GOING TO MOVE OUT NEXT, I PROMISE.”
SPEAKING OF FATHER’S DAY; CONGRATULATIONS TO KANYE WEST WHO IS A NEW FATHER; HE AND KIM KARDASHIAN BECAME NEW PARENTS OVER THE WEEKEND. ON SATURDAY KIM GAVE BIRTH TO A BABY GIRL. KIM WAS IN LABOR FOR SIX HOURS. THUS MARKING THE FIRST TIME THE WORDS KARDASHIAN AND LABOR HAVE EVER BEEN USED TOGETHER IN THE SAME SENTENCE.
“MAN OF STEEL” HAD A HUGE WEEKEND AT THE BOX OFFICE. IT MADE $125 MILLION AND FINISHED IN FIRST PLACE. SADLY, FINISHING IN SECOND PLACE? PHIL MICKELSON.
LINDSAY LOHAN HAS JUST SWITCHED REHAB FACILITIES. SHE LEFT THE BETTY FORD CENTER, AND IS NOW AT A TREATMENT FACILITY IN MALIBU. ACTUALLY, IT WAS A TRADE BETWEEN THE TWO: I THINK LINDSAY WAS TRADED FOR GARY BUSEY AND THREE CRACK HEADS TO BE NAMED LATER.
HOW IS THIS FOR HYPOCRISY? ACCORDING TO THE NEW YORK POST, PAKISTAN, ONE OF THE LEAST TOLERANT COUNTRIES ON EARTH TOWARD GAYS AND LESBIANS, LEADS THE WORLD IN GOOGLE SEARCHES FOR GAY PORNOGRAPHY. IN FACT, THE MOST POPULAR MOVIE GOOGLED OVER THERE? "PACKIN' STAN."
IT'S OFFICIAL; ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER IS MAKING ANOTHER TERMINATOR MOVIE: I DON'T WANT TO SAY HE'S GETTING OLD, BUT IN THIS ONE THE ROLE OF SARAH CONNOR WILL BE PLAYED BY ANGELA LANSBURY. EXCITING TO SEE.
A 44 YEAR OLD TRUCK DRIVER IS SUING HIS UROLOGIST AFTER HIS PENILE IMPLANT GAVE HIM AN ERECTION THAT LASTED FOR EIGHT MONTHS. NOW HE HAS HIRED GLORIA ALLRED. NOT TO REPRESENT HIM, JUST TO GET RID OF THE ERECTION.