Tune in alert for tonight as Jay welcomes Diane Keaton sits down with Jay and admits her obsession with the show “The Voice” and reveals her favorite coach.
Later, Diane Keaton shares her new found knowledge as a tantric sex expert in her new movie, “The Big Wedding”.
Comedian Trevor Moore showcases “The Pope Rap” music video featured in his latest album “Drunk Texts to Myself”. Jake Bugg performs.
Diane Keaton, Part 1 Diane Keaton tells Jay about singing on Johnny Carson. Diane Keaton, Part 2 Diane Keaton on getting to know Robert De Niro in The Big Wedding. Trevor Moore Trevor Moore on how he got started in comedy with his Christian rock parents.
JAY LENO’S MONOLOGUE MONDAY, APRIL 22, 2013
AS YOU ALL KNOW, THIS IS OUR FIRST DAY BACK AFTER BEING OFF LAST WEEK, AND I WANT TO EXPRESS MY SYMPATHIES TO ALL THOSE EFFECTED BY THE MARATHON BOMBINGS. I ALSO WANT TO SAY HOW PROUD I AM OF MY HOMETOWN OF BOSTON! WHAT A GREAT EXAMPLE… THE FIRST RESPONDERS, THE FBI, THE POLICE, ALL THE PEOPLE OF BOSTON WORKED TOGETHER…ALL THOSE PEOPLE WITH THE CELL PHONE CAMERAS TO HELP AND IDENTIFY AND CAPTURE THE BROTHERS RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS HORRIFIC ACT. ALL IN LESS THAN A WEEK… NICE HAND… THANK YOU VERY MUCH! DO NOT MESS WITH THE PEOPLE OF BOSTON! RIGHT THERE!
IN OTHER NEWS; WE WERE GOING TO HAVE REESE WITHERSPOON ON THE SHOW TONIGHT BUT SHE’S BEEN BOOKED ELSEWHERE. SO I DON’T KNOW WHAT HAPPENED.
DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THAT? OSCAR WINNER REESE WITHERSPOON GOT ARRESTED OVER THE WEEKEND FOR DISORDERLY CONDUCT AFTER SHE GAVE POLICE A HARD TIME FOR ARRESTING HER HUSBAND FOR DUI. SHE ADMITTED THAT SHE HAD BEEN DRINKING. SHE KEPT SAYING TO THE COP, “DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?” OF COUSE THE COPS PUT TWO AND TWO TOGETHER: ACTRESS, DRUNK… LINDSAY LOHAN? HE DIDN’T KNOW.
INTERESTING…HERE’S THE AMAZING PART; WHEN THE COP SAID HE DID NOT KNOW WHO SHE WAS, SHE USED HER ONE PHONE CALL TO CALL HER PUBLICIST AND FIRE HER. APPARENTLY HE DID NOT SEE “WATER FOR ELEPHANTS.”
SPORTS ANNOUNCING LEGEND AL MICHAELS…WE LOVE AL MICHAELS, BUT WHEN YOU’RE WRONG YOU’RE WRONG. AL GOT ARRESTED FOR A DUI IN SANTA MONICA. I DON’T KNOW HOW DRUNK AL WAS, BUT HE KEPT YELLING AT THE COP, “DO YOU BELIEVE IN MICHELOB! YES!”
THAT’S PRETTY SERIOUS; IF AL MICHAELS IS CONVICTED HE COULD BE SENTENCED TO A YEAR OF BROADCASTING CLEVELAND BROWNS GAMES. THAT IS THE TOUGHEST PENALTY.
TODAY IS ALSO EARTH DAY; NBC PUT GREEN LIGHT BULBS IN BECAUSE IT’S EARTH DAY. TREMENDOUS CONTRIBUTION THEY’VE MADE TO EARTH DAY.
AL MICHAELS DID HIS PART FOR EARTH DAY; HE CLEANED ALL THE EMPTIES OUT OF HIS BACKSEAT. BUT ENOUGH ABOUT AL.
LISTEN TO THIS; SCIENTISTS HAVE DISCOVERED THAT THE FEELING THAT YOU'RE BEING WATCHED IS "HARDWIRED INTO OUR BRAINS." IN FACT THE ONLY PEOPLE WHO DON'T HAVE THE FEELING OF BEING WATCHED ARE ON PRIMETIME HERE AT NBC. THOSE ARE THE ONLY ONES. WE’RE READY FOR LOVE. READY FOR LOVE GOT CANCELED AFTER 1 ½ EPISODES. THERE WASN’T ANY FOREPLAY AND IT GOT CANCELED.