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Vanessa Hudgens interview on Leno, plus transcript of latest swipe at NBC (VIDEOS)

By April Neale Mar 21, 2013, 5:13 GMT

Vanessa Hudgens - B snorter. Picture copyright by Marco Sagliocco / PR Photos.

Tune in tonight as Vanessa Hudgens is all grown up and sits down with Jay and talks about her dance-off with Madonna’s back up dancers and shows off some of her moves.

Later, Hudgens previews her upcoming film “Spring Breakers” and explains what it was like to film the drug scenes.

Actor and comedian Chris O’Dowd discusses some of the interesting techniques he has used for casting calls. Also, O’Dowd reveals that he did not know how to play piano or sing in his new musical-comedy movie “The Sapphires”

Gary Clark Jr. performs.     

JAY LENO’S MONOLOGUE

WEDNESDAY, MARCH 20, 2013

HERE IS SOMETHING SO FRIGHTENING;  I JUST HEARD THIS ON THE NEWS.  ACCORDING TO THE CDC, GONORRHEA IS DEVELOPING RESISTANCE TO ALL AVAILABLE ANTIBIOTICS.  IT MAY BE INCURABLE!  HAVE A GREAT SPRING BREAK EVERYBODY!  SEE YOU LATER.

DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THIS?  I LOVE THIS STORY; A GREYHOUND BUS HEADED TO NEW YORK CITY HAD TO BE EVACUATED WHEN IT WAS DISCOVERED TO BE INFESTED WITH COCKROACHES.  COCKROACHES ALL OVER THE BUS.  TURNS OUT THE ROACHES WERE HEADED HOME FROM THEIR VACATION ON A CARNIVAL CRUISE SHIP AND THEY TOOK THE BUS.

HERE’S SOMETHING INTERESTING; A RECENT DOCUMENTARY HAS REVEALED THAT QUEEN ELIZABETH OF ENGLAND NEVER SAYS HELLO OR GOODBYE.  DID YOU KNOW THAT?  SHE PREFERS TO SAY "WHAT’S UP," AND "LATER, BITCHES!"  I WAS SURPRISED TO LEARN THAT.

PRESIDENT OBAMA IS NOW IN ISRAEL; HIS FIRST TRIP TO ISRAEL AS PRESIDENT.  HE DID NOT BRING ALONG JOE BIDEN.  I GUESS HE FIGURED THE JEWS HAD SUFFERED ENOUGH.

ACCORDING TO SEVERAL REPORTS, SCIENTISTS SAY THEY ARE GETTING CLOSER AND CLOSER TO BEING ABLE TO DO "JURASSIC PARK" STYLE CLONING OF EXTINCT SPECIES.  IMAGINE THAT?  THINGS THAT WERE ONCE THOUGHT TO BE EXTINCT COULD NOW BE BROUGHT BACK FROM THE DEAD. SO THERE'S HOPE FOR NBC.  IT COULD TURN AROUND.

A BANKRUPTCY JUDGE HAS NOW APPROVED THE SALE OF TWINKIES TO A PAIR OF INVESTMENT FIRMS, AND THEY SAY THEY WILL HAVE THEM BACK ON STORE SHELVES BY SUMMER.  TWINKIES WILL BE BACK BY SUMMER.  THANK GOD FOR THAT.  FOR AWHILE THERE, A LOT OF AMERICANS WERE CONTEMPLATING EATING A PIECE OF FRUIT.  THANK GOD WE DIDN’T HAVE TO TURN TO THAT.

MORE TROUBLE FOR KEVIN CLASH, THE VOICE OF "ELMO." HE'S NOW BEING SUED BY HIS ORIGINAL ACCUSER WHO CLAIMS CLASH LURED HIM INTO "METH-FUELED SEX PARTIES." METH-FUELED PARTIES?  THAT EXPLAINS WHY ELMO IS SO JITTERY AND HAD NO TEETH.  APPARENTLY IT WAS THE METH.