Tonight, Arsenio Hall takes the “Tonight Show” couch to talk about his upcoming NBC show, “Celebrity Apprentice All-Stars” and gives his thoughts on Donald Trump.Later, the comedian tells a story about how Nick Cannon used to watch his late-night show all the time but missed one episode in which his future wife Mariah Carey was on the show.
Supermodel Karolina Kurkova from “The Face” talks about how her son has his own “Gangham Style” dance and what it is like working with Naomi Campbell. Tristan Prettyman performs.
JAY LENO’S MONOLOGUE THURSDAY, FEBRUARY 21, 2013
FORMER SOUTH CAROLINA GOVERNOR MARK SANFORD…I LOVE THIS STORY…REMEMBER HIM? HE’S THE GUY WHO LEFT HIS WIFE AND HAD AN AFFAIR WITH HIS MISTRESS IN ARGENTINA? REMEMBER HE TOLD HIS WIFE, “I’M GOING FOR A HIKE…” HE IS NOW RUNNING FOR CONGRESS. I DON'T KNOW, IS CONGRESS READY TO ACCEPT AN ADULTERER? “COME ON IN, THE WATER IS FINE.”
THE PRICE OF GASOLINE WENT UP AGAIN IN LOS ANGELES FOR THE 34TH STRAIGHT DAY IN A ROW. IT’S TERRIBLE. A LOT OF STATIONS AREN’T SELLING BY THE GALLON ANYMORE. IT NOW COMES IN "TALL," "GRANDE" AND "VENTI."
GAS IS SO EXPENSIVE; GUYS ARE PICKING UP HOOKERS ON HOLLYWOOD BOULEVARD NOW JUST FOR THEIR SYPHONING SKILLS. THAT’S HOW BAD.
GAS IS SO EXPENSIVE; NBC CAN’T EVEN AFFORD TO DRIVE THIS NETWORK INTO THE GROUND ANYMORE. THAT’S HOW BAD.
BRAD PITT AND ANGELINA JOLIE HAVE GOTTEN INTO THE WINE BUSINESS. THEY'RE PRODUCING A NEW WINE FROM THEIR FRENCH ESTATE AND PUTTING THEIR NAMES ON THE LABEL. THEY'RE NOT THE FIRST CELEBRITIES TO DO THIS. LINDSAY LOHAN PUT HER NAME ON A VODKA BOTTLE, BUT IT WAS WITH A SHARPIE SO NOBODY ELSE WOULD DRINK FROM IT.