Last night Timothy Olyphant was on the couch with Jay Leno, as The Tonight Show featured the "Justified" star and an animal expert.Also Jay shares a very unusual political version of the “Harlem Shake”.
Animal expert Jarod Miller brings out a lemur, a few skunks and an ostrich. Miller also talks about the different penis bones that some animals have and shows examples.
Later, Timothy Olyphant from “Justified” tells a few stories about his early off-Broadway theater acting days in New York and how he handles some of the crazier fans of his show.
Colbie Caillat and Gavin DeGraw perform a duet.
JAY LENO’S MONOLOGUE THURSDAY, FEBRUARY 14, 2013
LENT OFFICIALLY BEGAN YESTERDAY; IN FACT, DO YOU KNOW WHAT THE LAKERS ARE GIVING UP FOR LENT? THE PLAYOFFS.
HAVE YOU BEEN READING…WHAT AN AWFUL THING THAT IS. I DON’T WANT TO SAY HOW BAD IT IS, BUT CARNIVAL CRUISES’ NEW SLOGAN IS, “WHAT CAN BROWN DO FOR YOU.”
DID YOU HEAR WHAT THE CAPTAIN SAID? “SHIP HAPPENS.” THAT’S WHAT HE SAID.
COMEDIAN BILL MAHER IS BEING SUED OVER A COMMENT HE MADE RIGHT HERE ON THIS SHOW THAT COMPARED DONALD TRUMP TO AN ORANGUTAN. NO WORD YET ON HOW MUCH MONEY THE ORANGUTAN IS SEEKING . . .
A FLORIDA COUPLE ADMITTED ON THE TV SHOW "STRANGE ADDICTIONS" THAT THEY ARE ADDICTED TO COFFEE ENEMAS. THEY EACH GET FOUR COFFEE ENEMAS A DAY! WHOEVER THOUGHT THE BEST PART OF WAKING WOULD BE FOLGERS IN YOUR BUTT.