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James Spader, Lior Suchard, LMFAO interviews on Leno (VIDEOS)

By April MacIntyre Feb 12, 2013, 12:34 GMT

James Spader - "Lincoln" Closing Night Gala Premiere - Arrivals - Grauman\'s Chinese Theatre - Hollywood, CA, USA © Emiley Schweich / PR Photos

Last night LMAFO’s Redfoo returns from the Grammy red carpet with a full report and a new hit song.

Later, James Spader talks about premiering the Oscar Nominated “Lincoln” for President Obama and how powerful it was and Mentalist Lior Suchard has just a few tricks up his sleeve.  Far East Movement performs.

JAY LENO’S MONOLOGUE MONDAY, FEBRUARY 11, 2013

SOME OF THESE GRAMMY CATEGORIES ARE GETTING A LITTLE OBSCURE, DON'T YOU THINK? LIKE THAT NEW ONE: "BEST FEMALE ARTIST JOHN MAYER HAS YET TO BANG." THAT SEEMED VERY RUDE.

DID YOU SEE WHEN FRANK OCEAN WON HIS GRAMMY? HE GOT A STANDING OVATION FROM THE ENTIRE AUDIENCE…EVERYBODY STOOD UP EXCEPT CHRIS BROWN! HE REFUSED TO STAND UP. PEOPLE WERE ATTACKING HIM ON THE INTERNET. BUT IN CHRIS’ DEFENSE, THE ONLY TIME HE STANDS UP IS WHEN A JUDGE COMES INTO THE ROOM.

HERE’S A SHOCKER; THE POPE IS RESIGNING! I GUESS HE TOOK THAT NOTRE DAM LOSS TO ALABAMA A LOT HARDER THAN PEOPLE THOUGHT.

THE POPE SAID HE WAS STEPPING DOWN AT AGE 85 BECAUSE HE COULD NO LONGER HANDLE THE JOB PHYSICALLY. TO WHICH LANCE ARMSTRONG SAID "I GOT SOME STUFF THAT CAN HELP YOU WITH THAT."

THE POPE SAID THAT AT AGE 85 HE CAN NOT PHYSICALLY GO ON. MEANWHILE, HUGH HEFNER IS GOING TO BE 87 AND HE JUST MARRIED A 26 YEAR OLD. SO MUCH FOR THAT CELIBATE LIFESTYLE! SO MUCH FOR THAT.

LISTEN TO THIS; IT'S NOW BEING REVEALED THAT A FAMOUS BRITISH AUTHOR WHO PUBLISHED TWENTY-TWO ROMANCE NOVELS UNDER THE NAME "JESSICA BLAIR" IS IN FACT AN 89-YEAR-OLD MAN. TO WHICH MANTI TE'O SAID "I GOT FOOLED AGAIN! I KEEP FALLING FOR THIS OVER AND OVER.”

ON TLC THEY HAVE THIS SHOW CALLED MY STRANGE ADDICTION. HAVE YOU HEARD ABOUT THIS SHOW? THEY ARE GOING TO BE FEATURING A COUPLE THAT CAN'T FUNCTION WITHOUT GETTING COFFEE ENEMAS EVERYDAY. THEY CAN’T GO A DAY WITHOUT A COFFEE ENEMA. THAT’S GOT TO MAKE THE OTHER PEOPLE IN LINE AT STARBUCKS A LITTLE UNCOMFORTABLE, HUH?