Reality TMI: Brandi Glanville's Vagina Monologue

Bravo "Real Housewife" Brandi Glanville comes clean in her memoir about opting in for some vaginal rejuvenation surgery, after her ex-husband Eddie Cibrian allegdly said unkind things about the mother of his children's private parts to her face.

If you think you've heard and seen everything, pull up a seat.

Brandi Glanville has authored a new book, Drinking & Tweeting and Other Brandi Blunders, as the "Real Housewives of Beverly Hills" star opens up about the vaginal rejuvenation surgery she had after Eddie Cibrian's affair with LeAnn Rimes.

"I would ask Eddie from time to time if my vagina was the same after childbirth. He always said yes, except once," Glanville writes, as excerpted by Us Weekly. "He was actually quite vulgar."

Glanville, 40, told Life & Style the she "decided that since Eddie had ruined my vagina for me, he could pay for a new one."

Reportedly, Cibrian, 39, cut off Glanville's credit card, so she charged the procedure to his account.

Brandi recalls that "a week after the vaginal rejuvenation surgery, he was on the phone screaming, 'What the f--k cost you $12,000? Did you get a nose job?'"

She told him, "Yes. A nose job," and hung up the phone.

Glanville is the mother of Cibrian's two sons, Mason and Jake, and is adamant on revealing everything that went down during the dissolution of her marriage: "I haven't done sit-down tell-all interviews," she tweeted. "This book is my side and after the tour [it's] done."

A real Beverly Hills housewife, Grace Robbins, wife of the late author Harold Robbins, spoke to Monsters and Critics about the current array of Beverly Hills housewives on Bravo, and noted newcomer Brandi Glanville was not up to her heyday standards.   "Brandi would have never survived in real Beverly Hills society in my day.  But Harold would have loved her!"

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