Tonight: Pop star Nicki Minaj talks with Jay about being a judge on this upcoming season of “American Idol” and what she would do first if she was the president of the United States.Later, Minaj talks about having a temper (PREVIEW and addresses the Mariah Carey feud. Billy Connolly talks about an unique voiceover scene for the movie, “Brave” that he had no idea what to say.
From the upcoming E! reality series, “Chasing The Saturdays,” The Saturdays perform.
JAY LENO’S MONOLOGUE MONDAY, JANUARY 14, 2013
DANIEL DAY-LEWIS WON A GOLDEN GLOBE FOR PLAYING ABRAHAM LINCOLN AND JULIANNE MOORE WON FOR PLAYING SARAH PALIN. THE FOREIGN PRESS REALIZED THAT THE GREATEST CHALLENGE FOR AN ACTOR IN HOLLYWOOD – PRETENDING TO BE A REPUBLICAN. THAT IS THE HARDEST ACTING JOB THEY CAN DO. PRETENDING TO BE A REPUBLICAN SO THEY HAND OUT…
A RECENT STUDY SHOWS THAT AMONG SURVIVORS OF PROSTATE CANCER SOME OF THE MEN COMPLAINED THAT THEY HAD A SHORTER PENIS AS A RESULT OF THE TREATMENT. AFTER THE TREATMENT THEY HAD A SHORTER PENIS? I THOUGHT OBAMACARE WASN’T GOING TO HURT THE LITTLE GUY! WHAT HAPPENED HERE? THIS IS NOT RIGHT.
MY FAVORITE STORY; THE MAYOR OF LOS ANGELES, ANTONIO VILLARAIGOSA, WAS SEEN PARTYING IN MEXICO WITH CHARLIE SHEEN. WHEN WILL CHARLIE SHEEN LEARN THAT PEOPLE JUDGE YOU BY THE COMPANY YOU KEEP? THIS IS GOING TO RUIN CHARLIE’S REPUTATION.