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By April MacIntyre Jan 12, 2013, 7:51 GMT

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Tonight:  In tonight’s show, Jay hooks the Today Show’s Matt Lauer, Al Roker, Natalie Morales and Savannah Guthrie into an interesting game of “Meal or No Meal”.

Rodriquez performs.

JAY LENO’S MONOLOGUE FRIDAY, JANUARY 11, 2013

PRESIDENT OBAMA IS NOW BEING CRITICIZED FOR THE LACK OF DIVERSITY IN HIS ADMINISTRATION.  THE MAN IS HALF WHITE AND HALF BLACK. YOU DON'T GET ANY MORE…HE IS DIVERSITY!

A SHOCKING STATISTIC; ACCORDING TO A RECENT STUDY, PEOPLE IN WASHINGTON D.C. WATCH MORE PORN THAN ANY OTHER PLACE IN THE COUNTRY.  ISN’T THAT UNBELIEVABLE?  SO NOT ONLY DOES CONGRESS HAVE THEIR HANDS IN OUR POCKET, THEY HAVE THEIR HANDS IN THEIR OWN POCKET AS WELL.  

FOR THE FIRST TIME, THE THREE BOOKS IN THE "FIFTY SHADES OF GREY” SERIES WILL BE PUBLISHED IN HARDCOVER.  IF THERE ARE ANY BOOKS THAT SHOULD BE LEATHER BOUND, THESE ARE THE BOOKS.  DON’T YOU THINK?

AT THE CONSUMER ELECTRONICS SHOW IN VEGAS, THE BIG THING THEY UNVEILED IS A NEW REFRIGERATOR WITH SENSORS IN IT THAT WILL NOTIFY YOU VIA YOUR IPHONE TO LET YOU KNOW WHEN YOU'RE OUT OF CERTAIN ITEMS.   THAT'S WHEN YOU KNOW WE'RE GETTING TOO FAT IN THIS COUNTRY.. .WHEN YOU'RE GETTING TEXT MESSAGES FROM YOUR REFRIGERATOR.  HOW DOES THIS WORK?  YOU’RE IN A MEETING… “BOSS, I HAVE TO TAKE THIS, IT’S MY REFRIGERATOR.  WE ARE OUT OF RING DINGS…I HAVE TO TAKE THIS.”

U.S. CUSTOMS OFFICIALS RECENTLY DISCOVERED 310 POUNDS OF MARIJUANA HIDDEN AMONG SOME FROZEN CARROTS. HIDING MARIJUANA IN FROZEN VEGETABLES; THAT'S ONE WAY TO KEEP KIDS AWAY FROM DRUGS.  PUT IT IN THE VEGETABLES…

I MENTIONED LAST NIGHT; THE AGE GROUP THAT BINGE DRINKS THE MOST IS SENIORS.  SENIORS CITIZENS ARE THE BIGGEST BINGE DRINKERS.  ISN’T THAT AMAZING?  THAT EXPLAINS WHY JOHN MCCAIN PICKED SARAH PALIN.  OF COURSE.

I LOVE THIS STORY; MY FAVORITE STORY OF THE WEEK.  A FORMER BODYGUARD FOR JUSTIN BIEBER IS NOW SUING JUSTIN BIEBER SAYING THAT THE STAR ASSAULTED HIM.  WELL YOU CAN SEE WHY HE'S SUING. GOOD LUCK GETTING ANYMORE WORK AS A BODYGUARD WHEN FIND OUT THAT YOU GOT YOUR ASS KICKED BY JUSTIN BIEBER.