Tonight, Emma Stone sits down with Jay and talks about some of her New Year’s resolutions, which includes dancing more.
Later, Stone talks about filming her new movie “Gangster Squad” near Jay’s house and she even tests him on his knowledge of mafia gangsters versus gangster rappers.
Josh Gad from NBC’s new comedy, “1600 Penn” breaks news on-the-air that he will be flying to the White House to screen a few episodes with President of The United States of America Barack Obama and shares a secret of how he hopes to fool First Lady Michelle Obama.
The Whigs perform.
JAY LENO’S MONOLOGUE TUESDAY, JANUARY 8, 2013
THIS IS LIKE THE THIRD TIME I’VE READ THIS IN THE PAPER; ACCORDING TO SEVERAL REPORTS, A LOT OF PEOPLE THINK 2013 IS GOING TO BE BAD LUCK BECAUSE IT HAS THE NUMBER 13 IN IT. YOU KNOW WHAT YOU CALL THESE PEOPLE? NOTRE DAME FANS.
IN FACT, DO YOU KNOW WHAT BCS STANDS FOR? “BEATING CATHOLICS SOUNDLY.”
LET ME TELL YOU HOW BAD IT WAS; TODAY THE POPE SUGGESTED THAT NOTRE DAME MIGHT WANT TO BE A LUTHERAN COLLEGE.
DID YOU WATCH THE GAME LAST NIGHT? IT WAS BASICALLY OVER AT HALFTIME. IT WAS LIKE A LAKER GAME. DID YOU NOTICE THAT?
SOME PHOTOS HAVE SURFACED OF JUSTIN BIEBER, AT A PRIVATE PARTY, SMOKING MARIJUANA. HOW SAD IS THAT? WHAT IS THE KID, 18 YEARS OLD AND ALREADY HE’S GOT GLAUCOMA. SO SAD.
MORE PROBLEMS FOR LINDSAY LOHAN, I GUESS SHE STAYED IN LONDON WHEN SHE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE BACK IN NEW YORK CITY FOR A COURT DATE. SHE’S PERFECT FOR LONDON; THAT’S A GREAT PLACE FOR HER. SHE’S USED TO DRIVING ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE ROAD. SHE FITS RIGHT IN. NO PROBLEM.
FOLKS, IT HAS HAPPENED AGAIN- A 34 YEAR OLD MARRIED SOUTH CAROLINA TEACHER HAS BEEN ARRESTED FOR ALLEGEDLY HAVING A SEXUAL RELATIONSHIP WITH A 17-YEAR-OLD MALE STUDENT IN HER OWN HOME. SHE TOOK THE STUDENT TO HER HOUSE AND HAD SEX WITH HIM THERE. BOY, THE WHOLE CONCEPT OF HOME SCHOOLING HAS REALLY CHANGED SINCE MY DAY.