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Bill Maher 'Maybe just don't drink' to Snooki, JWoww on Leno (VIDEOS)

By April MacIntyre Jan 8, 2013, 6:46 GMT

Jenni "JWoww" Farley Picture copyright by Debby Wong / PR Photos.

Tonight Bill Maher succinctly put slatternly reality chicks Snooki and JWoww in their place by commenting on their "pump and dump" breast milk test that detects alcohol.

JWOWW is weathering an unflattering barrage of photos currently.

Comedian and political commentator Bill Maher sits down with Jay and goes into detail about his hatred for Donald Trump and tongue in cheek puts up $5 million to prove Trump has no admixture of orangutan blood in his veins.

Maher also talks about the "fiscal cliff" and Chris Christie.

Jenni “JWOWW” Farley and Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi talk about their upcoming season of “Snookie and JWoww”.

Snooki tells Jay about giving birth to her son Lorenzo and they both explain what “pump and dump” means

JAY LENO’S MONOLOGUE MONDAY, JANUARY 7, 2013

IT’S NOT OFFICIAL, BUT IT LOOKS LIKE THE FOUR MONTH HOCKEY STRIKE MAYBE OVER.  OF COURSE, IF IT’S NOT OVER AND YOU STILL WANT TO SEE A TEAM SCORE ONLY ONCE EVERY 15 SHOTS, YOU CAN GO WATCH THE LAKERS.

SOUNDS LIKE THERE'S TROUBLE IN LAKER LAND.  HAVE YOU BEEN FOLLOWING THIS?  IT'S BEING REPORTED THAT KOBE BRYANT AND DWIGHT HOWARD NEARLY CAME TO BLOWS AFTER A RECENT LOSS TO PHILADELPHIA...  I THINK KOBE SHOULD WORRY, IF DWIGHT THROWS PUNCHES LIKE HE THROWS FOUL SHOTS, HE SHOULD BE FINE.

ACCORDING TO THE NEW YORK TIMES, LANCE ARMSTRONG NOW SAYS HE MAY ADMIT THAT HE USED PERFORMANCE ENHANCING DRUGS.  I GUESS HE REALIZED HE’S THE ONLY PERSON IN THE WORLD WHO STILL WASN’T SURE ABOUT IT.

LINDSAY LOHAN HAS BEEN EVICTED FROM HER BEVERLY HILLS MANSION.  LUCKILY THERE'S ONE PLACE WHERE SHE CAN ALWAYS CRASH: HER CAR!

FORMER NFL RECEIVER CHAD JOHNSON IS NOW SUING TWO WEBSITES THAT POSTED FOOTAGE OF HIM HAVING SEX WITH SOME TATTOOED WOMAN. EVEN MORE EMBARRASSING FOR CHAD—IT'S THE FIRST HIGHLIGHT REEL HE’S MADE IN TWO YEARS.