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Gerard Butler, Olivia Munn interviews from Leno (VIDEOS)

By April MacIntyre Dec 4, 2012, 3:36 GMT

Gerard Butler - 65th Annual Cannes Film Festival - IWC Filmmakers Dinner - Arrivals - Hotel du Cap-Eden Roc - Cannes, France © Solarpix / PR Photos

In tonight’s cold open, Jay and Gerard Butler are just two Scottish men hanging out.

Butler talks about his current girlfriend and gets a little squirmy when Jay gives him a hard time about it.  Later, Butler tells a story about how Dennis Quaid almost drowned while out on a house boat with him.

Olivia Munn gives her best impressions of a male photo shoot and how models walk and talks about her upcoming guest star role on “New Girl”.

The Polyphonic Spree perform.

JAY LENO’S MONOLOGUE
MONDAY, DECEMBER 3, 2012

GOOD NEWS…VERY EXCITING NEWS FROM GREAT BRITAIN; PRINCESS KATE AND PRINCE WILLIAM ARE EXPECTING A BABY.   THE BAD NEWS; PRINCE HARRY IS ALREADY PLANNING A HUGE BABY SHOWER IN VEGAS.

HAVE YOU HEARD THIS STORY?  THERE ARE NOW REPORTS THAT  MILITANT ISLAMISTS  ARE PROTESTING KIM KARDASHIAN'S VISIT TO BAHRAIN THIS WEEKEND.  KIM KARDASHIAN WAS IN SAUDI ARABIA; APPARENTLY KIM WAS OVER THERE OPENING A STORE…  THE MILITANTS SAY THAT SHE HAS A "BAD REPUTATION" AND THEY CAN'T STAND HER BEING THERE.  DO YOU KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS?  FINALLY, SOMETHING OUR TWO CULTURES AGREE ON.  THIS COULD BRING PEACE TO THE MIDDLE EAST.

TMZ IS REPORTING THAT LINDSAY LOHAN IS NOW DRINKING TWO LITERS OF VODKA A DAY.  TWO LITERS!  ISN’T THAT UNBELIEVABLE?  LINDSAY LOHAN KNOWS THE METRIC SYSTEM.  I’M STUNNED.

SOME HAPPY NEWS; 86 YEAR OLD HUGH HEFNER IS NOW ENGAGED, ONCE AGAIN, TO 26 YEAR OLD CRYSTAL HARRIS.  OR AS SHE CALLS IT “BED PANNING FOR GOLD.”

IF YOU'RE LOOKING TO GET THEM A WEDDING GIFT SHE'S REGISTERED AT TIFFANY'S, HE'S REGISTERED AT FOREST LAWN.

PRESIDENT CLINTON AND PRESIDENT OBAMA PLAYED A ROUND OF GOLF OVER THE WEEKEND.  BEFORE THEY STARTED PRESIDENT CLINTON ASKED THE OBAMA WHAT HIS HANDICAP WAS AND HE SAID JOE BIDEN.