Tonight Jennifer Lawrence takes the couch and tells Jay about getting into a car accident because of Honey Boo Boo and going to a strip club for the first time.Later, Lawrence talks about going to a Halloween party s a fat witch with co-star Bradley Cooper and gaining weight for her new role in the movie, “Silver Linings Playbook”.
Phil and Willie Robertson from “Duck Dynasty” show Jay a few duck calls and Phil talks about playing football when he was younger with Terry Bradshaw. Andy Grammer performs.
JAY LENO’S MONOLOGUE MONDAY, NOVEMBER 19, 2012
GOOD NEWS FOR THE ECONOMY: PRESIDENT OBAMA IS OUT OF TOWN.
THE U.S. POSTAL SERVICE REPORTED THAT IT HAD AN ANNUAL LOSS OF ALMOST $16 BILLION. THEY ARE LOSING MONEY FASTER THAN OBAMA CAN SPEND IT. THAT’S UNBELIEVABLE.
TMZ SPOTTED MITT ROMNEY AND ANN ROMNEY SEEING THE NEW "TWILIGHT" MOVIE THIS WEEKEND. THEY WENT TO SEE THE MOVIE. ROMNEY REFUSED TO GO SEE “LINCOLN" BECAUSE HE FELT THE ONLY REASON LINCOLN GOT REELECTED WAS BECAUSE OF THE GIFTS THAT HE GAVE OUT TO MINORITIES. THE ONLY REASON.
THE COMPANY THAT CREATES MEDICAL-MARIJUANA DISPENSING MACHINES SAYS ITS STOCK JUMPED AS MUCH AS 3000% LAST WEEK AS PEOPLE TRY TO INVEST IN LEGALIZED MARIJUANA. THE KEY TO THESE INVESTMENTS, BUY LOW, SELL REALLY, REALLY HIGH.
TLC HAS THIS SHOW, “EXTREME COUGAR WIVES." HAVE YOU HEARD ABOUT THIS? A 76 YEAR OLD WOMAN NAMED HATTIE REVEALS SHE SLEPT WITH AN 18 YEAR OLD MAN. SHOULD THAT BE ON EXTREME COUGARS—SHOULDN’T THAT BE ON ANTIQUES ROADSHOW? ISN’T THAT MORE LIKE IT?