Trying to determine which Lohan is the worst is like trying to decide between lung, pancreatic or ovarian cancer - they're ALL bad and you don't want any part of them.
Michael Lohan took a paternity test on a talk show to find out if he was the father of a 17-year-old girl claiming to be his daughter. Ding Ding, he has another child - except this one he weaseled out of paying for.
Lohan and Kristi Horn had an affair back in 1995 when he was still married to Dina. On the Trisha Goddard Show, his afterthought, a grown young lady who looked mortified to be there to begin with, was found to be his daughter.
The mother had been trying to get Lohan, a convicted felon, to pay child support for years, but he always denied she was his. After the big reveal, he tries to hug her. Most awkward moment on TV since Dina Lohan's appearance on Dr. Phil.
Now 17-year-old Ashley Horn now can say with 100% authority that Michael Lohan is her sperm donor dad.
Ashley looks completely stone faced as she hands the envelope to her dad, noting that it's the proof he needs.
Mother Kristi breaks down crying, telling Michael through her tears, "You have another daughter and you missed out on 17 years of her life."
Perhaps this is the Universe making sure at least one child will come out of the Lohan family with some dignity and potential.