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Jenni “J-Woww” Farley, John C. Reilly interviews from Leno (VIDEOS)

By April MacIntyre Oct 31, 2012, 5:26 GMT

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Tonight John C. Reilly talks with Jay about Halloween as a kid and how his mother made his own costumes.  Later, Reilly tells Jay about his role in the new movie, “Wreck-It Ralph” and how they used his own movements for his character.

Jenni “J-Woww” Farley talks about getting engaged and shows some images from the damage Hurricane Sandy has caused to her home back on the Jersey Shore.
Lifehouse performs.

 

 
 
JAY LENO’S MONOLOGUE
 
TUESDAY, OCTOBER 30, 2012
 
I WANT TO REMIND KIDS THAT IF YOU'RE THINKING OF DRESSING UP AS LANCE ARMSTRONG THIS YEAR, JUST REMEMBER AT THE END OF THE NIGHT YOU HAVE TO GIVE BACK ALL THE CANDY.  JUST REMEMBER THAT.
 
"DON'T ASK, DON'T TELL" IS BACK; NOT FOR GAYS IN THE MILITARY.  IT'S PRESIDENT OBAMA'S NEW POLICY FOR QUESTIONS ABOUT LIBYA.  DON’T ASK, DON’T TELL.
 
THAT’S THE BIG STORY; THE REPUBLICANS ARE ACCUSING THE WHITE HOUSE OF SUCCESSFULLY ENGINEERING A MASSIVE COVER UP OF THE LIBYA ATTACK.  ON THE PLUS SIDE, THIS IS THE FIRST TIME IN FOUR YEARS REPUBLICANS HAVE EVER GIVEN CREDIT TO OBAMA FOR DOING ANYTHING SUCCESSFULLY.  SO AT LEAST THEY ARE GIVING A LITTLE CREDIT.
 
I SAW A GREAT SHOW ON THE HISTORY CHANNEL CALLED "WHAT IS THE EARTH WORTH?"  IT ADDED UP ALL THE WORLD'S ITEMS TO COME UP WITH THE VALUE OF OUR PLANET.  THEY CAME UP WITH SIX QUADRILLION, 873 TRILLION DOLLARS.  THAT MEANS, IF MITT ROMNEY IS ELECTED, THE EARTH WOULD HAVE TO PAY ALMOST $7000 IN TAXES.
 
IN FACT, IT WAS SO WINDY IN NEW YORK CITY, DONALD TRUMP OFFERED $5-MILLION TO ANYONE WHO COULD FIND HIS TOUPEE.  THAT’S PRETTY AMAZING.  A LOT OF WIND.
 
IN FACT, MY GOD, THIS IS BEING CALLED THE BIGGEST DISASTER TO HIT NEW YORK CITY SINCE THE YANKEES SIGNED A-ROD.  HOW QUICKLY THE CROWD TURNS.
 
SCARY MOMENT YESTERDAY AT THE JERSEY SHORE – A STRONG GUST OF WIND PICKED UP AN ORANGE TRAFFIC CONE AND BLEW IT LIKE FIFTY FEET IN THE AIR.  THEN PEOPLE WERE GOING, “NO, IT’S SNOOKI!  IT WASN’T A TRAFFIC…”