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Billy Gardell, Simon Cowell, Britney Spears interviews from Leno (VIDEOS)

By April MacIntyre Oct 30, 2012, 2:46 GMT

Britney Spears - The United Center - Chicago, IL, USA © Daniel Locke / PR Photos

Tune in tonight as “X Factor” judges Simon Cowell and Britney Spears sit down with Jay and talk about how Britney landed on the show and the first time she was booed by the crowd.

Later, Cowell and Spears talk about the upcoming live shows and show a clip featuring the presidential candidates.

Billy Gardell from “Mike & Molly” talks about losing 65 lbs with a “Hollywood” diet and how he taught his son to ride a bicycle. Two Door Cinema Club performs.

JAY LENO’S MONOLOGUE MONDAY, OCTOBER 29, 2012

THIS IS A SERIOUS STORM; SANDY IS BLOWING SO HARD THEY MAY CHANGE ITS NAME FROM SANDY TO “THE DONALD.”  THAT’S HOW HARD IT’S BLOWING.

IN FACT, THE WINDS BACK EAST ARE SO STRONG THEY ACTUALLY BLEW TWO OF TONY ROMO’S PASSES INTO THE HANDS OF HIS OWN RECEIVERS.  THAT’S HOW HARD…

THE GIANTS SWEPT THE TIGERS FOUR STRAIGHT TO WIN THE WORLD SERIES.  CONGRATULATIONS TO THEM.  FOUR STRAIGHT!  THE LAST TIME A TIGER TOOK A BEATING THIS BAD, HE HAD A NINE IRON THROUGH THE BACK WINDOW OF HIS ESCALADE.

I DON'T WANT TO SAY THAT WAS A TOUGH WORLD SERIES, BUT TODAY DETROIT ASKED FOR ANOTHER BAILOUT.  THAT’S HOW BAD.

ROD STEWART HAS WRITTEN HIS AUTOBIOGRAPHY IN WHICH HE REVEALS THAT HE USED TO INGEST COCAINE ANALLY.  WELL THAT WOULD BE "CRACK COCAINE."