Last night, comedian Sarah Silverman, who dressed like a church lady, told Jay about her father getting into it with a Rabbi and how excited she was to be a part of her new Disney film, “Wreck-It Ralph.”Later, cooking show host and author Paula Deen talks about losing 40 lbs. and tries to win Jay over by cooking him some lasagna.
Lyle Lovett performs.
JAY LENO’S MONOLOGUE FRIDAY, OCTOBER 26, 2012
WITH halloween JUST A COUPLE OF DAYS AWAY, HERE IS SOMETHING SCARY; yesterday they found 42 dead bats. you know where? detroit tigers dugout.
PRESIDENT OBAMA NOW GETTING SOME CRITICISM FOR CALLING MITT ROMNEY A B.S.’ER…I DON’T THINK THAT MEANS “BIG SPENDER… IN THE NEW INTERVIEW IN ROLLING STONE. YOU KNOW MITT ROMNEY DOESN’T SWEAR, HE DOESN’T DRINK, HE DOESN’T FOOL AROUND…AND THIS GUY CLAIMS HE CAN WORK WITH CONGRESS, HOW? THEY HAVE NOTHING IN COMMON.
DONALD TRUMP HAS BEEN FIRED FROM MANAGING THE UPSCALE CONDOMINIUM IN NEW YORK CITY, KNOWN AS "TRUMP PLACE." THE CONDOMINIUM BOARD FIRED HIM. FINALLY A JOB LOSS OBAMA CAN BE HAPPY ABOUT. HE’S THRILLED WITH THAT.
BIG SHOW BUSINESS NEWS; it’s now reported that arnold schwarzenegger is going to star in ANOTHER “CONAN” movie. in this one, conan has a son with the WOMAN who cleans his castle. IT’S A VERY EXCITING STORY.