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New Jersey Neutron Bombs: RHONJ light up Bravo and scare Andy Cohen (VIDEO)
By April MacIntyre Oct 2, 2012, 3:03 GMT
Leave it to Bravo, they smelt it and dealt it with the gaseous gals of the "Real Housewives of New Jersey" reunion, as lap bands faced off with Botox and filler abuse, and everybody\'s tacky dress was called out.
Leave it to Bravo, they smelt it and dealt it with the gaseous gals of the "Real Housewives of New Jersey" reunion, as lap bands faced off with Botox and filler abuse, and everybody's tacky dress was called out.
In the center of the fray was brave Bravo chieftain Andy Cohen at the Borgata casino in Atlantic City, where he extolls their recent accomplishments: Teresa has three (!!) best-selling cookbooks; Melissa is “all over the iTunes charts” and Caroline has a book coming out. Kathy has a new nose and didsomething to her lips, and Jacqueline showed up.
The reunion was the first time that Jacqueline and Teresa since the fashion show, and flashbacks reveal Jacqueline had a “breakdown."
Jacqueline and Teresa go at it like the cobra and the mongoose.
Teresa and Melissa go at it too.
Andy Cohen bravely reads a viewer’s question:
Laurita’s bankruptcy issues, and it's a trip to deNIAL. Lot's of non answers and side eyes.
Andy Cohen conducts a mini intervention over Jacqueline's alleged tweeting problem, and Teresa accuses her of being a liar, Melissa of being a liar, 'dese' guys are ALL liars.
Jacqueline’s autistic son Nicholas has regressed and no longer speaks. Cue the tears.Then the screaming between Teresa and Caroline begins again.
Andy Cohen reads another viewer card, about Caroline being a bully and “A bitter ginger with a twist of lemon face.”
Teresa and Caroline go at it some more over Caroline being fat, and having rolls. Teresa announces that Caroline had a tummy tuck, as she counters she doesn't do Botox or fillers, to which Teresa says 'you should'.
More yelling and mortificada looks from Cohen.
Another viewer asks Jacqueline about her plastic surgery. Her face is exhibit "A."
Back stage hollering ensures.
Part two of the explosive reunion airs Sunday, Oct. 7.
