Zooey Deschanel, Anthony Anderson rewind from Leno (VIDEOS)
By April MacIntyre Sep 23, 2012, 19:54 GMT
Zooey Deschanel - Fox Fall Eco-Casino Party 2012 - Arrivals - The Bookbindery - Culver City, CA, USA © Andrew Evans / PR Photos
Rewind time from NBC as Zooey Deschanel sat down with Jay last week and talked about auditioning for her first job at Veronica’s Closet, her upcoming role as Bart’s love interest in “The Simpsons” and the new season of her show “New Girl”.
Later, Anthony Anderson from NBC’s “Guys With Kids” talks about how Dr. Oz influenced him to lose a lot of weight, how far he took his passion to play the piano as a kid and his new role as a stay-at-home dad on “Guys with Kids”.
ZZ Top performs.
JAY LENO’S MONOLOGUE FRIDAY, SEPTEMBER 21, 2012
DID YOU SEE IT? IT LOOKED PRETTY COOL, DIDN’T IT. THE SHUTTLE, IT WAS RIDING ON TOP OF THE 747. IT LOOKED LIKE MITT ROMNEY'S DOG ON A VACATION.
WELL IN AN INTERVIEW WITH UNIVISION YESTERDAY, PRESIDENT OBAMA SAID, "IF THERE'S ONE THING I'VE LEARNED AS PRESIDENT, IT'S THAT YOU CAN'T CHANGE WASHINGTON FROM WITHIN. SO WHAT IS HE SAYING, IF WE WANT REAL CHANGE, WE GOTTA THROW HIM OUT? WHAT DOES THAT MEAN? I’M NOT EVEN SURE WHAT THAT MEANS.
WE’VE GONE FROM “YES WE CAN” TO “I’M SORRY. NO ONE CAN. I’M SORRY.”
WELL MITT ROMNEY’S CAMPAIGN TODAY RELEASED HIS 2011 TAX RECORDS. THEY CAME DIRECTLY FROM HIS ACCOUNTANT. IN FACT YOU COULD STILL SEE THE SWISS STAMP ON THE ENVELOPE.
AND THE KU KLUX KLAN IS SUING THE STATE OF GEORGIA FOR THE RIGHT TO ADOPT A HIGHWAY. THE KLAN WANTS TO ADOPT A HIGHWAY FOR LITTER REMOVAL. SO APPARENTLY THEY WANT TO REMOVE THE LITTER, AND THEN REPLACE IT WITH WHITE TRASH.
WELL HERE IS A STORY I MENTIONED THE OTHER NIGHT. A NEW ITALIAN STUDY SAYS THE AVERAGE SIZE OF A PENIS IS ROUGHLY 10% SMALLER THAN IT WAS 50 YEARS AGO. HEY, I’M 62.
SO YOU THOUGHT THE ECONOMY – NOW WE’RE IN A PENIS RECESSION TOO! HOW DEPRESSING IS THAT. NO THAT’S WHAT IT SAID. IT SAYS 50 YEARS AGO PENIS’S WERE BIGGER. SO YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS, THOSE GUYS REALLY WERE THE GREATEST GENERATION.
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