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How not to make spaghetti, 'Honey Boo Boo' style (VIDEO)
By April MacIntyre Sep 13, 2012, 14:24 GMT
TLC stands for The Learning Channel, but their break-away Trailer Trash hit "Here Comes Honey Boo Boo" in NOT the place to learn to cook.
TLC stands for The Learning Channel, but their break-away Trailer Trash hit "Here Comes Honey Boo Boo" in NOT the place to learn to cook.
If you want to keep your waist smaller than your hips and your blood sugar levels in the normal range, that is.
Flatulent and proud of it Mama June's signature sketti sauce involves microwaving High Fructose corn syrup-based ketchup with copious amunts of hydrogenated oils from fake butter in a plastic not safe for microwave bowl. Then she overcooks pasta and serves it up to all her fat children.
Italians everywhere are cringing.
Mama June's signature meat mix is ground roadkill meat, as no dead animal goes unwasted. Deer are Yahtzee in the pantheon of dead critters, and yield the most desirable meat.
Watch and learn from The Learning Channel:
