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Betty White from NBC’s “Off Their Rockers” on Leno, Previews

By April MacIntyre Apr 3, 2012, 3:04 GMT

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Tune in tonight as Betty White from NBC’s “Off Their Rockers” takes to the Jay Leno sofa and talks about how it feels to be 90 years old.

White says, “it feels wonderful. I can’t tell any difference in the feeling. I’m still just as horny as I have ever been, but I am having a very good time.” Later, Jay asks her questions from some of her fans and she tells a story about the last time she was drunk.

DJ Pauly D talks about being shocked when he found out Snooki was pregnant and what it was like touring with Britney Spears. Eric Hutchinson performs.

JAY LENO’S MONOLOGUE MONDAY, APRIL 2, 2012

HOW MANY ARE UPSET THAT YOU DIDN’T WIN THE LOTTERY?  ARE YOU UPSET?  IF IT MAKES YOU FEEL ANY BETTER, THE ODDS OF WINNING WERE 176 MILLION TO ONE.  ABOUT THE SAME ODDS THE SUPREME COURT WILL PASS OBAMACARE.  ABOUT THE SAME…

FIRST LADY MICHELLE OBAMA WILL APPEAR ON “THE BIGGEST LOSER” TOMORROW NIGHT AND WILL BRING THE OVERWEIGHT CONTESTANTS TO THE EAST ROOM FOR A WORKOUT.  YOU GET THE FEELING THAT’S ABOUT THE ONLY WAY NEWT GINGRICH IS EVER GOING TO GET IN THE WHITE HOUSE?

DESPITE BEING BROKE AND COMING IN LAST IN THE POLLS, NEWT GINGRICH SAYS HE'S IN THE RACE FOR THE LONG HAUL, DESCRIBING HIMSELF AS "THE TORTOISE IN THE RACE."  THE TORTOISE!  SEE IF HE PICKS DONALD TRUMP AS HIS RUNNING MATE THEY COULD BE "THE TORTOISE AND THE HAIR."

I GUESS MITT ROMNEY’S STAFF PLAYED AN APRIL FOOLS JOKE ON HIM.  THEY TOLD HIM THERE WAS A RUN ON THE BANKS IN THE CAYMAN ISLANDS. YOU SHOULD HAVE SEEN HIS FACE.

NO, THIS IS TRUE; I GUESS HIS STAFF PLAYED A PRACTICAL JOKE ON HIM YESTERDAY.  THEY SENT HIM OUT TO GIVE A SPEECH IN A ROOM THAT WAS COMPLETELY EMPTY.  HE GOT THERE AND THE ROOM WAS COMPLETELY EMPTY.  ODDLY ENOUGH, THE AUDIENCE REACTION WAS THE SAME AS IF THE ROOM HAD BEEN COMPLETELY FULL.