Megan Fox tattoo regrets on Leno (VIDEO)
By April MacIntyre Feb 28, 2012, 4:31 GMT
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Tattoo you regrets from actress Megan Fox, who talks to Jay Leno about how she met her husband, Brian Austin Green, and why she is getting her tattoos removed.
Later, Fox talks about some of the worst pick-up lines guys have used on her and her new movie, “Friends With Kids.” Oscar winning Director Michel Hazanavicius tells Jay what it’s like to win an Oscar and how he was able to make a black and white movie work in America. Mariachi El Bronx performs.
JAY LENO’S MONOLOGUE HIGHLIGHTS MONDAY, FEBRUARY 27, 2012
I THOUGHT BILLY CRYSTAL DID A GREAT JOB. I LOVE BILLY CRYSTAL. IT WAS A GOOD SHOW; NO ONE TRIED TO SNEAK OUT EARLY. WELL, ASIDE FROM JENNIFER LOPEZ’S LEFT BREAST. OTHER THAN THAT…
DUE TO RISING PRICE OF OIL AND GAS, THE OBAMA ADMINISTRATION ANNOUNCED TODAY THEY ARE CONSIDERING DIPPING INTO OUR "NATIONAL STRATEGIC RE-ELECTION RESERVE" – I MEAN STRATEGIC OIL RESERVE. I’M SORRY, DID I SAY RE-ELECTION? I AM SO SORRY. WHAT A FOOLISH MISTAKE.
THEN ROMNEY GOT IN TROUBLE LAST WEEK…REMEMBER HE SAID HE DROVE A MUSTANG AND A CHEVY PICKUP AND HIS WIFE DRIVES A COUPLE OF CADILLACS. A COUPLE OF CADILLACS? WHAT KIND OF FREAK NEEDS MORE THAN ONE CAR? THAT IS RIDICULOUS.
NOW ROMNEY AND SANTORUM ARE BATTLING OVER WHO IS MORE CONSERVATIVE. I THINK SANTORUM…HE IS CONSERVATIVE. THIS GUY IS SO CONSERVATIVE; AS A KID, HE REFUSED TO PLAY WITH AN ERECTOR SET.
SANTORUM IS SO CONSERVATIVE; HE WON’T GO TO A JUNKYARD OUT OF A FEAR THAT HE MIGHT SEE ANOTHER MAN’S JUNK. THAT’S HOW BAD.
HE WON’T EVEN BLOW ON HIS SOUP.
HE THINKS A DIRTY SANCHEZ IS A QUARTERBACK FOR THE NEW YORK JETS.
A NORTH CAROLINA JUDGE HAS ORDERED THE JOHN EDWARDS SEX TAPE DESTROYED. THERE'S ALL SORTS OF RUMORS ABOUT THIS TAPE. THERE WAS ONE THAT JOHN EDWARDS’ MISTRESS WAS A SCREAMER. IN FACT, THEY SAID SHE WAS SO LOUD JOHN EDWARDS COULDN'T HEAR HIMSELF YELLING OUT HIS OWN NAME.
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