Joan Rivers gets baked with Martha Stewart (VIDEO)
By April MacIntyre Feb 7, 2012, 4:41 GMT
Joan Rivers - Fashion Police doyenne © Tommaso Boddi / PR Photos
"She [Angelina Jolie] is like a walking milk carton..." - Joan Rivers
The queen of the Fashion Police, Joan Rivers raised the roof on today’s edition of Hallmark Channel's “The Martha Stewart Show” (airs weekdays at 10 AM ET/9 AM C – same day encore airing, 2 PM ET/next day airing 1 PM ET).
Joan Rivers caught up with host, Martha Stewart over a Valentine’s Day craft. While discussing the second season of her WE tv series, “Joan and Melissa: Joan Knows Best,” Joan dished on her experience with medicinal marijuana, her new tattoo and how she and Martha attended the same college. This episode will re-air Tuesday, February 7th at 1pm ET.
Joan sharing her experience with medicinal marijuana:
Martha Stewart: Joan actually gets down and dirty on the show. She walks on the wild side. You smoked marijuana on TV!
Joan Rivers: Medicinal, medicinal.
Martha: Do you have a prescription for marijuana?
Martha: For what?
Joan: Nerves! [Laughs]... We had a very nervous episode and they said to me to, relax…
Martha: And where is the tattoo that you got?
Joan: … It’s on my breast so look at my ankle. [Laughs]
Martha: You really defiled your body with a tattoo?
Joan: Defiled my body? It’s defiled! [Looks down at her body]
Martha: I have not even been tempted to get a tattoo.
Joan: No, but you’re not out in California. They all walk past you on the red carpet… Angelina Jolie…
Martha: Well she is tattooed all over.
Joan: All over! She has those kids’ pictures wherever you look. She’s like a walking milk carton! [Laughs]
Martha: Some milk carton!
Joan and Martha discussing their first divorces
Martha Stewart: Was your mother around when you got divorced the first time?
Joan: Yes, and they [both her parents] were wonderful when I got divorced. My father walked in and he said ‘leave everything and just come.’ That’s a very good father
Martha: Oh, so they were nice. My mother said,’You’re such a fool.’ She wasn’t on my side
Joan: Did you keep the ring?
Martha: What ring?
Joan: Then you weren’t a fool. If there’s a ring you stay and if you leave, you swallow the ring. You give him back everything else. No man will look through poo for a diamond.
Joan and Martha discussing their college
Martha: [While putting tacks in a wooden board for a craft] The wood is very soft, don’t you think?
Joan: Whatever. I’m not going to argue with you, it’s your show. If you say the wood is soft….the wood is soft.
Martha: If it isn’t, you can tell me.
Joan: I’m not going to tell you. We went to the same college. You’re smarter than I am. [Looking at the audience] We went to the same college. I was a little ahead of her.
Martha: You were.
Joan: And Betty White was ahead of both of us, Thank God.
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