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'Real Housewives' Brandi Glanville: 'I'm a Little Nutty!'

By April MacIntyre Jan 4, 2012, 4:47 GMT

Brandi Glanville - Glanville had a fake wedding and is now making the media rounds talking about this non-story, because she has no real reason to be famous, and must keep manufacturing pure dreck to stay relevant, allegedly. © PRN / PR Photos

The ex wife of Eddie Cibrian shows of her mad skills on E!

Brandi Glanville Explains Her Fake Wedding: "I'm a Little Nutty!"
 
Glanville had a fake wedding and is now making the media rounds talking about this non-story, because she has no real reason to be famous, and must keep manufacturing pure dreck to stay relevant, allegedly.

"We went through the motions but we're not legally married," clarifies the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills neighbor and former Mrs. Eddie Cibrian in an exclusive sit-down with E! News.

So she donned a tiara and got hitched to pal Darin Harvey:

"I kind of was just calling his bluff because I'm a little nutty!" Glanville reveals.

"For two years he's like, 'Will you marry me?' All right, finally, [while in Vegas] he was like, 'Will you marry me? Let's just do it! I was like, "All right.'"

Glanville tells E! that she and Harvey were not drunk when they "swapped vows," though they went on the hunt for champagne to toast their great idea beforehand. They honeymooned over cocktails at a local strip club later that night.

The mother went to a strip bar in a drunken hunt for champagne and Mickey's Big Mouth, and lap dances too, because her elementary school-age children are not mortified enough, allegedly.

But what does Glanville have to say to her critics who are downright pissed that she gave herself a fake wedding? Other than "suck it," that is?