Looking for THE GRINCH? Maybe you'd rather watch A CHRISTMAS STORY? Do you prefer holiday-themed episodes of your fave series? Or maybe you just want to escape the holidays, and catch a marathon of all INDIANA JONES movies or series like DOCTOR WHO?
Well, we have you covered.
Tomorrow, Christmas Eve (Dec. 24), sees my favorites lining up:
Doctor Who (BBC America, 12 am – 8 pm) The British sci-fi series is topped off by Doctor Who: Best of the Christmas Specials at 8 pm.
Ridiculousness (MTV, 2 – 7:30 am) Rob Dyrdek fans eat it up, title says it all.
Harper’s Island (Chiller, 6 am – 7 pm) A replay of the CBS horror-thriller delivers a nightmare before Christmas.
Oddities (Science Channel, 6 am – Sunday, 6 am) Love this one, go to Obscura Antiques & Oddities, and you’ll be treated to a new episode, “Holiday Bizarre,” at 9 pm on Saturday.
The Real Housewives of New Jersey (Bravo, 6 am – Sunday, 4 am) Botox, filler and shadenfreude oh my! With some capicolla on the side.
Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives (Food Network, 7 am – noon) Let's face it, everyone needs to be on a diet after the holidays, this is American food porn at it's best.
American Guns (Discovery, 9 am –4 pm) Ammo and holiday cheer!
I Didn’t Know I Was Pregnant (OWN, 9 am – 8 pm) Nothing says Christmas like the birth of a baby...
Teen Mom 2 (MTV, 9:30 am – Sunday, 1:30 am) which takes us to a life of poverty and regrets...
NCIS (USA Network, 10 am – Sunday, 2 am) I have never been able to watch one episode, yet its been on a hundred years...
Strangers With Candy (Logo, noon – 4 pm) I wish Amy Sedaris and David Sedaris were my neighbors...
Dog the Bounty Hunter (A&E, 1 pm – Sunday, 4:02 am) I interviewed the Dogs at the red carpet for Sheen's roast. Still have not recovered from the sun damaged man nips I spied...
Ned’s Declassified School Survival Guide (TeenNick, 1 – 9 pm) Kids take note
Sex and the City (Style Network, 1 – 7:30 pm) Is this the season where Carrie gets dumped by sticky note?
Sons of Guns (Discovery, 4 pm – Sunday, 2 am) For the paramilitarist in you
Swamp People (History, 4 pm – Sunday, 4:02 am) Don't flush alligators down the toilet please.
Snooze-a-Thon (Sprout, 6 pm – Sunday, 6 am) Kids take note
A Christmas Story (TBS, 8 pm – Sunday, 8 pm) The holy grail of American Christmas experience!! Ralphie! Scut Farkus! Yellow Eyes! (Bonus: The guy who portrayed Flick, who got his tongue stuck to the pipe did some porn) The Bumpuses Hound dogs! LOVE!
Bob’s Christmas Eve Picks (TCM, 8 pm – Sunday, 6 am)
Classic movie time-wheee!
Christmas Crazy (Travel Channel, 8 – 9 pm) Title says it all, the cuckoo birds do up Christmas
The Nerdist (BBC America, 9 – 10 pm) Pop culture rewind
The Graham Norton Show (BBC America, 10 – 11 pm) I love him. Norton is the Irish equivalent of a dash of Wendy Williams and dollop of Greg Proops.
Christmas in Chelsea Square (CBS, 11:35 pm – Sunday, 12:35 am) Live from New York City’s Chelsea district, will feature Scripture readings, choral works and musical performances.
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