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Horrible TV: 'X Factor' ousted Crow makes spectacle on stage, Scherzinger is useless

By April MacIntyre Dec 9, 2011, 15:14 GMT

11/06/2011 - Rachel Crow - "Jack and Jill" World Premiere - Arrivals - Regency Village Theatre - Westwood, CA, USA © Jonathan Shensa / PR Photos

There are many things wrong with the American X Factor.

Number one, the wrong Steve Jones is emceeing this thing. Brian Dunkleman would have done a better turn.

Nicole Scherzinger should never speak, just like in 'Bullets Over Broadway', Dianne Weist should slap her hand over Nicole's mouth to silence this simpering nitwit. Dance Nicole, and go away to Cheryl Cole land.

L.A. Reid decisively selected Marcus Canty, as did Paula and Simon, but Nicole Scherzinger made a German spectacle of herself while a child stage monster calmed her down, only to explode at her mother and collapse in a veil of tears and fury when America voted for Marcus and not her.

"You PROMISED me mommy" wailed Crow, who was insufferable as a loser on stage.

Scherzinger was completely useless, sobbing that she didn’t want to decide. Child Rachel assures her, “Please don’t cry. It’s OK. I’m good with anything.” A total lie!

Simon Cowell assured her it wasn’t. “Like I said the first time I met you, we’re going to be hearing a lot more about Rachel Crow. I promise you that.”

Crow has a Disney Channel future I am sure, but I won't be tuning in to this diva Shirley Temple monster.

Watch this mess: