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Kathy Bates, Jay Mohr interviews on Leno, (VIDEO)

By April MacIntyre Nov 30, 2011, 4:49 GMT

Kathy Bates - 82nd Annual Academy Awards - Arrivals - Kodak Theatre - Hollywood, CA, USA © Bob Charlotte / PR Photos

Tune in tonight as Kathy Bates from NBC’s “Harry’s Law” speaks to Jay and talks about how she landed one of her first movie gigs, how she got the nickname “Bobo” and the backlash she received for talking politics.

Later, Jay Mohr comes out in his pajamas due to lack of sleep from his new baby and tells Jay about why he likes dogs more than cats

Switchfoot performs.

JAY LENO’S MONOLOGUE HIGHLIGHTS

TUESDAY, NOVEMBER 29, 2011

HERMAN CAIN IS MAKING NEWS AGAIN. HIS POLL NUMBERS ARE DOWN, BUT THE NUMBER OF WOMEN HE'S POLLING IS UP.

HERMAN CAIN’S LATEST ACCUSER, A WOMAN NAMED GINGER WHITE, SAID THE AFFAIR WITH HERMAN CAIN LASTED FOR 13 YEARS.  SHE KNEW HERMAN CAIN WAS MARRIED.  JUST AS THE OTHER FOUR WOMEN WHO ACCUSED HIM OF SEXUAL HARASSMENT, THEY KNEW HERMAN CAIN WAS MARRIED.  IN FACT, THE ONLY ONE WHO DIDN’T REALIZE HERMAN CAIN WAS MARRIED WAS HERMAN CAIN.

HERMAN CAIN IS NOW “REASSESSING HIS CANDIDACY".  APPARENTLY BETWEEN HIS MARRIAGE, HIS MISTRESSES, AND SEXUALLY HARASSING THESE OTHER WOMEN – THERE’S NO TIME TO CAMPAIGN.  HIS HANDS ARE FULL!  FULL OF ASS ALL THE TIME!

YOU KNOW WHAT WE SHOULD DO?  WE SHOULD SET UP HERMAN CAIN WITH THAT WOMAN WITH THE PEPPER SPRAY AT WALMART.  SHE’D SLOW HIM DOWN.

WHAT’S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN HERMAN CAIN AND DR. CONRAD MURRAY? CONRAD MURRAY WILL GET TO SERVE A FULL FOUR YEAR TERM.

AS YOU MAY HAVE HEARD, CONRAD MURRAY HAS BEEN SENTENCED TO FOUR YEARS IN THE L.A. COUNTY JAIL.  OR AS LINDSAY LOHAN CALLS THAT – ABOUT A WEEK AND A HALF.

IF YOU FLEW THIS PAST WEEKEND YOU MIGHT HAVE NOTICED THAT SECURITY IS NOT AS TIGHT AS IT USED TO BE AT THE AIRPORT.    THE TSA IS NOT FONDLING PASSENGERS AS MUCH AS THEY USED TO.  THAT MAKES SENSE; ANY RELATIONSHIP YOU LOSE THE SPARK.  NOW IT’S LIKE “WHAM, BAM, GO TO YOUR GATE, MA'AM.”   IT’S NOT THE SAME.  THERE’S NO EMOTION IN IT.

TWO FIRE ENGINES WERE CALLED OUT RECENTLY IN LONDON TO HELP A MAN WHO HAD A RING STUCK ON HIS PENIS.  I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S MORE EMBARRASSING, HAVING TO CALL OUT FIREFIGHTERS, OR THE FACT THAT YOU HAVE A RING STUCK ON YOUR PENIS.  HERE’S THE EMBARRASSING PART; IT’S A PINKY RING.